What is the most Gangster thing you did ?

One time in highschool I told the teacher I did my homework, but I hadn’t actually done it.
 
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I'm probably the most "toe the line" basic white guy ever so I don't really have any stories.
 
When I was 7-- Kicked my brother's friend in the back so he fell off a swing then shot him in the ass with a BB gun. Good times...
 
So basically mayberry is made of weak goofs.

Nobody even done a home invasion or a break in when younger? Stolen a car rims/tires/airbags/Mercedes Emblems? Vandalize some shit? Not even arson? Rob hotel bars cause you were underage and coulndn't buy booze? Rob vending machines? Steal change machines and cut into laundry machines? Threaten anyone?

You realize the statue of limitations ran on most of your crimes, right?
 
Real talk time
Years ago I worked on the piers, hell I grew up around the piers, everybody in my family basically grew up around the piers and the union local. It was pretty much an acceptable practice back in the day to swindle some booze, a jacket, whatever was in the crates, it was a dangerous job so we deserved some extra compensation. But as times changed and technology advanced they started needing less guys to work the ships and our local dwindled. Change on technology also led to changes in hope goods were transported hurting our overall traffic.

My uncle really took it upon himself to try and revitalize the local by pouring money into politicians hands. To stop the gentrification of he port area and to extended the dry dock so we could bring in heavier freights and more ships. The problem was we got that money by doing a little bit of dirt, that was always present on the docks though and it was overshadowed by the never ending drug wars and murders in the city so we were really under the radar.
It was good at first. We all had a little scratch and we were able to barely stay afloat. But as a young guy I saw the kind of cash my uncle could flash around and I wanted a piece, I needed a piece. I had a long term GF and a daughter but I still lived at home, no savings, no real prospects outside of some extra cash helping out my uncle occasionally and working maybe one ship a month. My cousin had been dabbling in dealing ( unsuccessfully) and I frankly looked down on it.
Anyway the shady people who were working with my uncle reached out to me hoping to find me more receptive than my uncle. And I was. We worked together with my uncle making cans disappear and moving chemicals for them to cut drugs (as I later found out). Shit got out of control with my cousin and I found out that the guys my uncle was working for were the towns wholesalers. After they stepped in on my behalf to save my cousin from a debt he owed to a local tough, I stepped in to the game. I was doing well for a while. But several months earlier a can full of dead girls appeared on the dock, and since then I guess the cops had been watching us. Shit started to unravel.
The local was under investigation, my cousin got caught up in a murder case, my uncle got whacked for being a cooperater and I had to enter the program.
Fuck that damn Greek asshole, and his whole crew I hope they get what’s coming to them. At least there muscle .... Boris? Sergey? I forget got life and is never getting out again.
 
Oh god. I could fill this thread. Anyone on here who's known me for awhile knows. I was a straight fool in my teens and early-mid 20s. I'm chilled waaaay out now but I'm still 52HGC always will be. Just not practicing.
 
I once put on makeup and dirt on my face and dressed in ragged torn hobo clothes when I was 12 and walked into a liquor store with a cain and tried to buy porn. They laughed in my face and told me to leave. It was the most degrading humiliating thing I've ever done. Pretty gangster too tho.
 
Joined a gang when I was 14
Sold crack, meth and heroin on the streets and in jail
Been shot at 6 times, shot back 3 of the 6 times
Once asked for extra meat on my sandwich and didnt pay
Lotta shit bro, lotta shit

Yep. living that life. Putting D on the corner. I do NOT miss that shit one bit but I wouldn't trade the invaluable life experience.
 
So basically mayberry is made of weak goofs.

Nobody even done a home invasion or a break in when younger? Stolen a car rims/tires/airbags/Mercedes Emblems? Vandalize some shit? Not even arson? Rob hotel bars cause you were underage and coulndn't buy booze? Rob vending machines? Steal change machines and cut into laundry machines? Threaten anyone?

You realize the statue of limitations ran on most of your crimes, right?

Nah I was a gentleman amongst thugs.

We avoided violence when possible as it was bad for business. Unnecessary beef is just more cows to breed.

Spoke in code on phones, knew our hardlines were tapped but stayed cool, watched others who didn't know how to not be hot on the phone get raided for their unprofessionalism, connected sources through discreet levels of protection from their end clients and took care of ourselves along the way.

And the most zen and yet ungangsta aspect, I got out of the game clean.


Last but not least per Ghostface at the 20th anniversary party for Cuban Links, I am an official member of the Wu Tang Clan.
 
My cousin and I used to rob drug dealers. It was fun until he killed one and went to prison. Didn't roll over on me and got 25 years for it.
 
I work for a mail service company, lost alot of weight, cool co-workers, decent pay not great but last week i told my boss "Fuck that yall dont pay me enough for this bullshit" and proceeded to go to the break room and chill while on the clock and watch the NCAA basketball Finals no repercussions. When you kick ass at your job its like being your own boss.
 
In my mind, convincing myself not to take revenge on loser who wronged me/irritated me because I'm way more successful and richer than he ever will be. It's hard because the lust for revenge is so great.
 
did some break-ins, robbed a few folks, a couple of shootouts, got put on 112BGC when most in the area claimed bloods and even locked in with the homies out in LA.

What's 112BGC? Is that a Crip set from LA? Baby Gangster Crip is that what that stands for?
 
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