What is the biggest you would want to be?

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  1. Oceanmachine Brown Belt

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    For me it is 6"6 and 265lbs of muscle. Like Rob Gronkowski. With a 9x6 peen


    Because why not be bigger than 99.999% of humanity but also not be freakish tall with health issues?
     
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    9'7" 640lbs 1.5% BF

    14 inch penis...in circumference.
     
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    7" flaccid
     
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    I passed that point a long time ago
     
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  9. Tireur889 Orange Belt

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    Maybe 6'0-6'2 ,190- 210.not too big not to small . Just right
    Seven inch peen, nine inches hard. If it's too long it would almost be a third leg
     
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    If you asked me that question as a child, 6ft3, 260lbs, because that's what heavyweight wrestlers were.

    Now, I'm 6ft3, 260lbs, and even though I'm not a walking ball of lard, it's not great.

    I intend to go down to 200lbs next year.
     
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  11. Get To Da Choppa Purple Belt

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    I'm happy with my average Sherdogger size: 6'4'', 240 pounds of muscle with sub 10% bodyfat, and a ten inch penis, flaccid. Those qualities are enough for me to slay Boise dimes even though I'm cheap when it comes to tipping

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  12. Tireur889 Orange Belt

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    Women would be aroused and terrified at
    The same time
     
  13. faustian I AM NOT A MONSTER Platinum Member

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    Ideally I'd be a perfect cube 4'x4'x4' with a massive choad

    Body comp something like: 33% muscle/bone, 33% fat, 33% water, 1% ketchup
     
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    How big is your manhood? You are massive. However, NBA guys are taller and many D line men. Not to mention strong men

    Brian Shaw makes you look small
    I dont even think Mandingo cracks 10 inches. There comes a limit to what is reasonable and can be used. And Jonah Falcon is a fraud. The key is to be bigger than all other men
     
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  15. Alphaboy Silver Belt

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    Being too big becomes inconvenient. After about 6'3 or 6'4 don't see the point... unless you are a pro athlete.

    Even being too hung is annoying. Having to sit on the toilet and it touches the nasty ass toilet or water. Having a raging boner and being unable to hide it... believe me, I know.
     
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    why wait? why weight?
     
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    Is this a thread for manlets to dream of what it would be like to be a real man?
     
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    How big was Godzilla? Bout that.
    I don't want to be more than 100 feet tall so that I can still feel small among the redwoods.
     
  20. Omegaboy13 Sweepin' Your Leg

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    I'm a big guy. Legit 255 at 6'2/6'3. Got the buff dad bod now, but usually in pretty good shape. A peen that is proportional.

    Being big is honestly more of a curse than anything. People expect a lot more of you, other guys/gals are intimidated by your presence in certain situations, you have to carry a heavier load in regards to physical labor, clothes are harder to find, body breaks down quicker than the sherpas, even sitting on a plane or in a theater is annoying, etc etc.

    Even in regards to peen size, having a huge wang isn't all it's cracked up to be. I've had to stop in the middle/beginning of sex multiple time because the size was hurting my partner. It's a real shitty feeling to hurt someone in that respect, and not at all fun for anyone honestly.

    I've always honestly wished I was a medium sized guy. I'd rather be Lance Armstrong than The Mountain.
     

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