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they want their drugs & dildos nearby.
I keep my drugs and dildos on my carry on. Last time I flew from South America I decided it would be okay to snort 1g of coke in the back of an Uber. I tipped the driver like $50. They searched me in customs and were poking holes in my bags and shoes and tested it on that chemical paper. Then they ran a full body scan. Fuckers didn't find shit. They even scanned a dildo I was transporting and told me to take it apart.
Ever gone to the DMV and have all 17 people in front of you not have the correct stuff prepared?
That's why you make an appointment. It's so much easier. No lines.