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  1. Official OT Newcomer of the Year 2017 Nominee

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    Trying to impress some people.

    Is it more impressive to eat a package of hotdogs in 2 minutes, wrapper and all....or eat a potato straight out of the ground.
     
  2. jgarner Silver Belt

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    What's more impressive is a person who knows that neither of those things is impressive and that anyone who does those for attention is desperate.
     
  3. Aegon Spengler Gold Belt

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    Please don't do either of these things
     
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  5. NoGoodNamesLeft Silver Belt

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    neither are impressive on their own, but any mere mortal who could conquer both would be showered in adulation and would recieve infintie props until entropy reclaims their essence.
     
  6. Damien Karras Mirabile dictu, don't you agree?

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    you'll choke on the wrapper you dimwit
     
  7. weed ベルセルク

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    eat shit & defecate two hot dogs with foil wrappers & all.
     
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  9. michal001 Brown Belt

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    things i would be impressed with:

    if you are able to suck your own cock, cum, and swallow
    if you can screw yourself in the ass with your own cock
    if you can hit on your own mom or sister and score
     
  10. Big Tuppy Hole Gold Belt

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    Potato up the arse, hotdogs down your throat
     
  11. AGGAMEMNON66 ———Villain———

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    I'll tell you what's unimpressive: this thread.
     
  12. Zer Steel Belt

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    I'd be impressed if you could fit all those hotdogs in your mouth at the same time bro. So would my other bros.
     
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    Put your hotdog straight in the ground
     
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    Hard to choose, both would be very impressive...you'll be drowning in pussy for sure after you're seen performing these amazing feats...
     
  16. Official OT Newcomer of the Year 2017 Nominee

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    Went with the potato. Figured the plastic wrap would be too much with the hot dogs. It ended up being a disaster, and nobody was impressed, although maybe they would have been if I would have finished the whole potato. I got maybe a third down before I gave up. FML.
     
  17. KrazyKanadian Gold Belt

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    You shut your whore mouth with this good posting crap, and demand a video from the TS about whichever option he should choose
     
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    lol what a wet blanket
     
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