What is dating like nowadays?

[Jack Handy jr]

Just curious.


In my day a good date always began an ended with sex. If she was a real prude I had to hit taco bell before hand. If it was a classy lady TGIF, Applebee's, or Bennigans was in order. If I was trying to impress her I'd were a shirt with a collar. So what's it like nowadays you young filthy millennial's?

 

[liljoe]

I still go to fancy places like Applebee's. It's worth the extra cash.

 

[Prime Ang]

You sound poor.

 

[frenz]

Shit.

 

[EJAXXX]

Dating became netflix and chill... Well, that's what I heard at least... From the interweb

 

[Sunfish]

Tinder

 

[GSPOAB]

Higher probability of a hidden surprise down below

 

[phipps66]

Clean car, clean white nikes, collared polo. But then again I'm 31 and haven't dated in 6 years. A lot has happened in those years internetwise doe.

 

[Hearse Lightning]

Clean car, clean white nikes, collared polo. But then again I'm 31 and haven't dated in 6 years. A lot has happened in this years internetwise doe.

Dayummmmm Phipps back at it with the clean white Nikes!

 

[Hogey]

Just curious.


In my day a good date always began an ended with sex. If she was a real prude I had to hit taco bell before hand. If it was a classy lady TGIF, Applebee's, or Bennigans was in order. If I was trying to impress her I'd were a shirt with a collar. So what's it like nowadays you young filthy millennial's?

People still do the same, they are still called poor people.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

I still go to fancy places like Applebee's. It's worth the extra cash.

back in my day if you took a bird to Applebee's.... after dinner action was expected almost like a gratuity.

But If you took a ho to Red Lobster bro....some dome and at least ten different positions was going down. If you told a chic we was going to Red Lobster it was unspokenly agreed upon that it was going down afterwards.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

Clean car, clean white nikes, collared polo. But then again I'm 31 and haven't dated in 6 years. A lot has happened in those years internetwise doe.

You sound like you was a solid B+ pimp back in the day mang. Not on my A++ level of Pimpin but still good.

 

[phipps66]

You sound like you was a solid B+ pimp back in the day mang. Not on my A++ level of Pimpin but still good.

I did OK. And that was in the days before being 21 and bars/drinking/have a drink/meet me at happy hour was an option. Different world.

 

[mb23100]

You were nice close. Take her to see a Connor or rhonda fight and then the to of you go to a hotel four secks

 

[Jack Handy jr]

You were nice close. Take her to see a Connor or rhonda fight and then the to of you go to a hotel four secks

Any girl that'll give you the business after seeing an MMA fight is a keeper in my book.(yes I have a book)

 

[LatFlare]

Depressing

 

[usfbrah]

You sprinkle Xanax in there drink when they're not looking and hope they don't remember a thing

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

It's rough. I always end up having to take a dump right before or during sex. Was so much easier before I had to poop all the time.

 

[Organic Damage]

It's rough. I always end up having to take a dump right before or during sex. Was so much easier before I had to poop all the time.

Yeah it's annoying how much pooping interferes with dating.