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What is Conor McGregor's best one-liner?

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  1. Threetrees BLM

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    For me it's a clear tie between
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    Who da fuck is that guy




    A sampling

    Nate him with an A+ zinger after their first fight though
    "Oh so you're a wrestler now"
     
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    "Pussied out. I pussied out."

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    The whole panic wrestler bit was a good one from Conor. Ended up being ironic too.

     
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    Just make sure you buy that ppv twice.
     
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    Surprised that "red panty night" hasn't been mentioned.

    It's been quoted so many times from fans and fighters.
     
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    So many good ones

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    Nate beats Conor any time of day, because Nate is legit while Conor is just obnoxious with rehearsed lines.
    But the best one-liner from Nate was the touch-butt in the park.

     
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    I like Jeremy Stephens and find Conor's shtick annoying but that "who da fook is dat guy??!!!" line was fucking classic.
     
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    I like Dustin. He's a quiet little hillbilly from the back arse of nowhere. He grew up on a circus and probably has a cousin named Cletus or some shit.
     
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    When you fight me it's a CELEBRATION. You ring back to your wife, "Baby we done it, Conor made us rich, break out the red panties!"
     
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    Is this supposed to be derogatory..?
     
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