What if Conor/Khabib started in the clinch?

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  1. johncola Red Belt

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    You know the saying "every fight starts standing"?

    What if Conor/Khabib started in the clinch? Would it still be a winnable fight for Conor?
     
  2. Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    What if the fight started with Khabib with his hands tied behind his back?
     
  3. LouisBolanos Popcorn tastes good

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    What if the fight start with both vaselined up? Would Khabib be able to get a hold of Conor? Would Conor's punches slide right off Khabib's glistening face? Would you get turned on?
     
  4. Arm Barbarian Titanium Belt Platinum Member

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    FAIL, right out the gate

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  5. Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    What if the fight started with 10 angry honey badgers in the centre of the cage?
     
  6. johncola Red Belt

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    Unfair. If you tie Khabib's hands then you gotta tie Conor's too.

    Answer: Conor wins with kicks.

    Edit: i fucked up the quotes
     
  7. johncola Red Belt

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    Honey badgers cower near the cage.
    Conor KO's Khabib.
    Conor cuddles honey badgers and makes them no longer angry.

    I've answered two of yours. Now do mine.
     
  8. johncola Red Belt

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    Conor would win. No chance. No; too precise. Slightly.
     
  9. LouisBolanos Popcorn tastes good

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    If the fight starts in the clench Conor kisses Khabib on the mouth and Khabib turns full gay and they make out. Conor will eventually take a pounding but not the kind you're thinking.
     
  10. Make Sherdog Great Again Jones is still your GOAT

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    What if they surrounded the cage with AIDS infected needles?
     
  11. reigning terroe Superintendent Skinner

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    Yeah well if ifs and buts were candies and nuts we’d all have a merry Christmas
     
  12. Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    Okay, Khabib would get lost in Conor:'s crazy eyes and he wouldn't be able to supress his manlove feelings anymore and they'd start french kissing as soon as the round starts.
     
  13. Fuzzybabyducks Duck that’s into ketchup. Duckhim/duckhe/duckdude

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    what if one of them was a girl wearing a mans mask to the cage... we would never know because when the guy searches them before the fight they never pull at there face to see if it is a mask
     
  14. Rubberneck76 Alizée Belt Platinum Member

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    What if it started in the referee’s position?
     
  15. ifindgifsforjackslack Green Belt

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    What if the fight started on a basketball court with no gloves and kicks to grounded opponents.

    Would someone score a three pointer?
     
  16. Willek Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    And if your mother had a penis she would be my boyfriend.
     
  17. TerraRayzing Little eagle soars again

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    Inb4 a nuthugger argues that conor should be doing the pounding. <45>
     
  18. johncola Red Belt

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    Zero answers to question in OP.

    Anyone on Sherdog NOT a coward?
     
  19. cheat toes raising hell

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    bring back the connie section
     
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    Conor would use his superior MOOvement to escape the clinch, teleport behind Khabib and submit him with a rear naked choke
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