What has Martial Arts done for you? Contest!!!

Q. Why do Irishmen wear kilts?
A. The zipper scares away the sheep.
It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour.
I once got a blowjob from an alligator. It was pretty extreme.
Keeps me away from smoking the MJ and drinking

I finished high school joined BJJ and havnt smoked since and rarely drink