What first world problems keep you up at night?

[JOE QUEEF]

My midlife crisis is simple. At 40 years old.. I often lie awake i bed, wondering when my jumping and flying kicks are gonna go away.

Teach others how to kick and you live forever...

 

[Legumes]

I have so many chairs in my party garage for spontaneous parties

like 11 chairs put away for quick access

That's 10 chairs too many.

That the gas pump asks so many questions these days.

Credit or debit?
Zip code?
Car Wash?
Receipt?

What happened to just getting gas?

My favorite part is those blaring loud advertisements from the speakers/tv screens at some pumps. If the companies doing those adverts monitor the time it takes for people to hit the mute button, I might be in the top 10 on the leader board.

 

[RetiredSlave]

Spears clattering off the stone wall.

 

[IloveTHIS]

Pornography at all times in every room had curled up my right hand like a C- clamp, so I glued a tub of cool whip onto the wall and cut a hole in the top

waht

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

waht

I certainly hope you're not cool whip shaming

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Quarterly sales figures, I like earning commission on my already decent wage, there are a lot of poor cunts who slave away for some shitty wages that’s for sure.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Or one of these;

those are a lot easier to use if you put the flat part on the floor

 

[0verlord]

should i get up and take a leak or wait till the morning?

 

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

Unplanned Pregnancy

 

[Clippy]

I just bought a piece of cheese from my local market to consume on the spot and was expecting the cheese to be cold cause I like that and it was only kinda cold

 

[Organic Damage]

The battery on the Lexus was dead from me not driving it so I had to take the Mercedes to work.

 

[ralphc1]

those are a lot easier to use if you put the flat part on the floor

Do you do that when your boyfriend isn't available for anal adventures?

 

[Arqueto]

Do you do that when your boyfriend isn't available for anal adventures?

 

[Hogey]

A healthy baby

 

[Long Dark Blues]

THOT karate teachers.

 

[pinger]

The lamentation of their women .....

 

[fungi]

those are a lot easier to use if you put the flat part on the floor

 

[fungi]

I just bought a piece of cheese from my local market to consume on the spot and was expecting the cheese to be cold cause I like that and it was only kinda cold

Sound on:

 

[SalvadorAllende]

My office only have powder milk so 3:30pm Latte is kind of meh.