What first world problems keep you up at night?

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I'm at my office and wanted to put one foot to the floor to hold my other foot up over my knee as I cross my leg under my desk. But the foot that's down couldn't find level ground as my heel met the chair wheel. I have a 5 wheeled chair and it's hard to rotate it out of my foot spot without getting up.
 
Pornography at all times in every room had curled up my right hand like a C- clamp, so I glued a tub of cool whip onto the wall and cut a hole in the top
 
I sometimes wonder around for over 30mins thinking what I should have for lunch.
 
I am not allowed to pick my nose in public.
 
Is this your chair, buddeh?

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I can't get any peanut butter M&M's where I live :( it's caused me many a sleepless night.
 
I can't get any peanut butter M&M's where I live :( it's caused me many a sleepless night.

couldn't you cut an M&M in half and shove a peanut in there?
 
couldn't you cut an M&M in half and shove a peanut in there?

I can get peanut ones just not the peanut butter ones. I don't have the time to start injecting M&M's with peanut butter. I just had an idea......I should get my butler to do it.
 
I can get peanut ones just not the peanut butter ones. I don't have the time to start injecting M&M's with peanut butter. I just had an idea......I should get my butler to do it.

If only you could photoshop real life :(
 
I sometimes wonder around for over 30mins thinking what I should have for lunch.

I do this as well, but it’s dinner. I can spend a lot of time, ruminating on it... as if it’s my last meal and a very important decision to make. Pretty sure it’s just a space filler and something to look forward too, while stuck in traffic or wanting to get home.
 
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the mango salsa was a little too tangy on my roast duck
 
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I'm at my office and wanted to put one foot to the floor to hold my other foot up over my knee as I cross my leg under my desk. But the foot that's down couldn't find level ground as my heel met the chair wheel. I have a 5 wheeled chair and it's hard to rotate it out of my foot spot without getting up.
I only think about you at night baby
 
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