AxeGrinder said:I dunno, I've seen some wacky shit, I saw a guy trying to do a sqaut, had the weight on his back, and instead of using his leg and hip drive, he used his lower back as if trying to perform a dead-sqaut or something, totally fucked up, then he passes by me and goes "man, those always do my back in"....
oyaji poi said:most community gyms in japan still have those vibrating belt machines from the 60's.
AxeGrinder said:I dunno, I've seen some wacky shit, I saw a guy trying to do a sqaut, had the weight on his back, and instead of using his leg and hip drive, he used his lower back as if trying to perform a dead-sqaut or something, totally fucked up, then he passes by me and goes "man, those always do my back in"....
#1can said:you mean a good morning?
just asking...
onslaught61 said:The worst i've ever seen is pull ups lock out your damn arms
oyaji poi said:wait till you see them run. indoors, they run everwhere. i call it "the *** trot". they trot for the phone, they trot from the door to their desk. they almost never walk. and they have the most concerned look on their face, like they're running to hit the switch to stop an nuclear explosion. but really they're just going for the pencil sharpener. it's all in an effort to look busy. there is no group of people on the earth better at looking busy than the japanese. to top it all off, most japanese do a running commentary of what they're doing. i regret learning to speak japanese, because now i had to listen to 40 teachers muttering and trotting their way around the office.
"oh, ah, yosha, i'll stand up. oh, ah, i stood up, where's my...where's my....where's my pen. oh, there it is, better take it...and...eto...ano...so busy today...oh? what's that?(looks up suddenly)....ara.la..la..la...better walk to the photocopier....seems to be broken....what's the matter with you...OI!!!....oh, it's turned off....now, to make a copy...put this paper in...oh, look at me i'm so busy today......tut tut tut....push the button now and then...AH!!...the paper came out....oh....*trot trot trot* back to my desk...."
i wish i was joking. i wish could unlearn japanese so i could go back to thinking they were talking about something mysterious and exciting, instead of a running commentary of every mundane task.
it's a barrel of laughs working in an all japanese environment
oyaji poi said:i call it "the *** trot". they trot for the phone, they trot from the door to their desk. they almost never walk.
oyaji poi said:there is no group of people on the earth better at looking busy than the japanese.
oyaji poi said:most japanese do a running commentary of what they're doing.
oyaji poi said:i wish could unlearn japanese so i could go back to thinking they were talking about something mysterious and exciting, instead of a running commentary of every mundane task.
oyaji poi said:it's a barrel of laughs working in an all japanese environment
CarnalSalvation said:I admit, if I were weak, and macho wannabe nerds who fake squatted five plates thougth they were stronger than me, I'd be pissed.
Not saying that you're weak, just an example.
CarnalSalvation said:I admit, if I were weak, and macho wannabe nerds who fake squatted five plates thougth they were stronger than me, I'd be pissed.
Not saying that you're weak, just an example.
oyaji poi said:wait till you see them run. indoors, they run everwhere. i call it "the *** trot". they trot for the phone, they trot from the door to their desk. they almost never walk. and they have the most concerned look on their face, like they're running to hit the switch to stop an nuclear explosion. but really they're just going for the pencil sharpener. it's all in an effort to look busy. there is no group of people on the earth better at looking busy than the japanese. to top it all off, most japanese do a running commentary of what they're doing. i regret learning to speak japanese, because now i had to listen to 40 teachers muttering and trotting their way around the office.
"oh, ah, yosha, i'll stand up. oh, ah, i stood up, where's my...where's my....where's my pen. oh, there it is, better take it...and...eto...ano...so busy today...oh? what's that?(looks up suddenly)....ara.la..la..la...better walk to the photocopier....seems to be broken....what's the matter with you...OI!!!....oh, it's turned off....now, to make a copy...put this paper in...oh, look at me i'm so busy today......tut tut tut....push the button now and then...AH!!...the paper came out....oh....*trot trot trot* back to my desk...."
i wish i was joking. i wish could unlearn japanese so i could go back to thinking they were talking about something mysterious and exciting, instead of a running commentary of every mundane task.
it's a barrel of laughs working in an all japanese environment
CarnalSalvation said:No offense to members of the board, but the Japanese are perhaps the most hilarious ethnic group on the planet.