Easy. She needs to say something to the direction of:
"To my fans, I have to say, after I got knocked out it really put some sense of humility in me. I realised what a huge, obnoxious, disgusting bitch I had been, and how I mistreated everybody around me. I realize now that I'm just a bronze medalist judoka who is exploiting a sport in its infancy by arm baring girls who can't wrestle. To my excuse I blame my bad childhood, ugliness, and pretty girls making fun of me in high school. I'd like to say sorry to Miesha Tate especially. She's a woman much more likeable and hot than I will ever be, and I was jealous of that. Please, please forgive me."
That'll do it.
