What do American's truly think about Canadians?

I would also like to just throw this out there.. I honestly hope Avril Lavigne decides to do some porn at some point
 
One thing that I noticed is that Canada has a lot of chubby/ fat people but American has a lot of obese monsters. I'd go to walmart over there in shock.

 
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I imagine you guys looking like a combination of the Trailer Park boys and Terrance and Phillip.

Your days probably consist of marathon sessions of 5-pin bowling, eating kraft dinner with left-handed spoons, and drinking canada dry on your snowmobiles.

An integral part of snowmobiling is having a case of 24 beers (called a two-four) strapped to the back and running into a tree or going under the ice trying to cross a lake.

Haha - Kraft Dinner and 5 pin bowling. So true.
 
And what about the vicious Cave People? And the rumored Armored Moose Division?

Everone all up in arms about our southern boarder. I've always said, your eyes are best kept north...thats where the true danger lies. But no one listens, their to worried about Mexicans coming in and taking jobs they never wanted.

You are familiar with the Canadian conspiracy to take over ... Hollywood.




This is hilarious ^^^.
 
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