What did Hector Lombard invent ?

[Koniradi98]

 

[tkotom]

Fool proof method to blow every single fight you're winning.

 

[Otto!]

Fool proof method to blow every single fight you're winning.

Beat me to it!

 

[Thesnake101]

A way of losing to post-USADA Hendricks.

 

[MMAProfessional]

Johnson Dalal payed him 20 bucks to take a pic and pimp his site. Lombard invented nothing

 

[Calipwnia]

Lobov is Russian for Lombard. I think they are cousins.

 

[Leonard Haid]

Electronic Cuban cigars

 

[Mga223]

A way of losing to post-USADA Hendricks.

Fuck sake I didn't think it l was possible but hector proved me wrong.

 

[RyuHayabusa]

Fool proof method to blow every single fight you're winning.

Lmao

 

[wearetheromans]

A way of losing to post-USADA Hendricks.

 

[Sapp]

Johnson Dalal payed him 20 bucks to take a pic and pimp his site. Lombard invented nothing

 

[GilErick]

his nickname showeather was worth putting a patent on it

 

[lfd0311]

Being a Cuban Australian

 

[ImNotSurpisedDonks!]

Do not expect anything brilliant, folks. This is the roid rage Latino Oompahloompah that thought the name "Showweather" was great and even decided to have a bunch of tee shirt, hats and merch made up that said "Showeather".

 

[Chris John]

Something about this photo man...

He looks small and (dare I say) SHOOK!!
Definitely sitting on a lil' booster cushion like Zuckerberg

 

[Rvd Slmr]

Probably a USADA-proofed fake penis. Jones already order three of the BBC edition.

 

[10mm]

Just advertising. Also, you can patent damn near anything. The last company I worked for was trying to sell the company and engineering was pushed to file as many patents as possible. I applied for 2 that I wouldn't have normally wasted my time with. It was sad really. Hector is just plugging that patent group for a few bucks.

 

[The Moloko man]

Probably a USADA-proofed fake penis. Jones already order three of the BBC edition.

I wore one of these for my drug test ....worked like a charm

BUT BE WARNED! If you have to piss for probation or a job with a "cock watcher"(the guy making sure the pee is coming out of a "cock") don't buy the "flesh tone" version....even if you are white

Tom sizemore's probie officer was suspicious of his whizzinator and caught him...and I've heard of several others getting busted

Buy the black dick version because everybody is so politically correct and wary of being called racist, they won't question the authenticity of your minority member

Im white and was extremely nervous before I took my test at work....so much so that I felt that the "cock watcher" could literally sense it

He even put a hand on my shoulder and gave me this big shit eating grin like he could tell he was going catch me slipping up somehow as I stood at urinal unzipping myself

When I pulled out my "black dick" tho, he stared for a split second then immediatly averted his gaze and muttered something under his breath like "oh I'm sorry sir...my apologies"

Long story short... i Passed the test with flying colors and I even wore the thing around the rest of day and got a little amusement out of it by flashing the chicks at the 24 hour fitness running on the treadmills in front of the glass windows lol!

Good times<Lmaoo>


BTW....Don't attempt to pleasure your girlfriend with one of these if you feel kinky...the device isn't firm enough and the texture of the material was not to my girls liking

BG

 

[baba2008]

Undetectable supplement ?

 

[The Moloko man]

Electronic Cuban cigars

I'd be surprised if somebody wasn't all over this