What are your special talents?

I might be a little bias, but now I think Sam is winning now.

Absolutely incredible

Speaking of talented rectums.

Did you hear about the guy with a prehensile anus?

He was really good at grabbing onto shit.
 
I can bend my pointer finger back to touch the back of my hand.
 
my tongue is not attached to the bottom of my mouth, I can swallow it or use it to clear snot out of my nose
 
I can name off countless totally useless facts about comics, video games, and other random pop culture trivia.
 
Haha just in time!

Technically you are right.

But everyone knows the real capital of Missouri is Kansas City. So I question your talent :)

Hell, most Americans probably think Kansas City is in Kansas. Which, part of it kinda is, but...
 

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