What are your special talents?

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    I can count to 10 in Spanish, and I can touch my toes from the standing position

    Go!

    Whoever has the best talent wins the thread
     
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    I must admit, you are the front runner in winning this thread thus far
     
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    I might be a little bias, but now I think Sam is winning now.

    Absolutely incredible
     
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    i can get bored so fast people dont even realized i was interested first
     
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    Did you lose flexibility or inches?
     
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    I can remember pretty big numbers ar first try. Not sure how many digits exactl, but a 16-digit security code for instance is no problem.
    When I was into a lot of TV shows, I would looo them up on Wiki, and remembered everyone's age and date of birth.

    Oh, and I get compliments on box eating skills from my girlfriend lol. But I guess Sam still trumps everyone in that department.
     
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    Youth is wasted on the young...
     
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