What are we going to do to eradicate the thriving Porch Pirate business?

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  1. TheOneAboveAll3 Red Belt

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  2. Stoic1 I bring the memes

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    Just stop.

    You are a massive super liberal who happens to be short, fat, and wears size 8 shoes.

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  3. mb23100 Gold Belt

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    I just ordered a large item that came in two separate boxes. I received one box but not the other. Sitting here hoping some asshole didn't take it. These people should be thrown in pound me in the ass prison.
     
  4. Provocateur Red Belt

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  5. HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho Platinum Member

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    i had a package stolen last Xmas
    turns out, it was the old lady staying w/ the neighbor. She died (of Covid? or just being fat, who knows) and when going through her room my neighbor found the package

    It had Xmas gifts for my kid, what a scumbag
     
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    Metal rake -> banana peel -> dog shit
     
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  8. dirtypablo Brown Belt

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    Live in a better neighborhood.
     
  9. bufetadanacara Black Belt

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    Harsher penalties are needed.
     
  10. M4rk Green Belt

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    I think you need to sort out that dropping something off on a porch does not make it delivered it makes it abandoned. Only when it is handed to a person is it delivered.
     
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  11. Jesus X Hunter eyes

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    amazon has some scams with those third party sellers one of them charged me for something and sent me an empty bubble envelope that was sealed. amazon refunded me immediately but it was still an inconvenient wtf moment.
     
  12. zuffazombee Green Belt

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    Are you fucking retarded?
    Since when is your neighbor a "greedy corporate overlord"?
    I bet you're lots of fun at parties, you fucking moron.
     
  13. TheOneAboveAll3 Red Belt

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    Did you get it back? i could see the old lady trying to flip the switch and claiming that your neighbor had no business going through her stuff.
     
  14. TheOneAboveAll3 Red Belt

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    This is very important and something must be done or if not all hell will break loose soon. What are you an anarchist or something?....
     
  15. wufabufa Silver Belt

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    [​IMG]

    Something like that but human sized.
     
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  16. Jack&Cat Green Belt

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    The cat is always on guard.
     
  17. Magooglie Steel Belt

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    Ring doorbells with gun attachments.
     
  18. TestosterOWN ค้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ้้้้้้้้้้#O͙ͦͯͦͯ͛

    I take an empty amazon box and fill it with dog shit and leave it out front and see if my cameras catch anyone trying to take it.
     
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  19. Garnet_StrongerThanYou Purple Belt

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    a lot of people are putting cameras on their porch or front door now. It will be useful if something worse than theft ever happns
     
  20. PajamaSnugz Blue Belt

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    They always refund the shit. You get worked up easy, huh
     

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