The best driver... ... always drives drunk or high because it makes them more "cautious/paranoid". ... carries a weapon, either a baseball bat or gun or both, just in case there are "better" drivers on the road. ... uses a handicap parking tag that belongs to a sick/disabled relative and tries to take up 2-4 parking spaces to avoid collisions. If handicap spots aren't available and there are only single parking spots available, they will park in a designated no parking zone to insure there won't be other cars nearby. Disclaimer: In order to help insure that you avoid the dubs or ban, it is to be assumed that this particular driver is already of the best qualities of particular racial/gender stereotypes. I believe it's ok to talk about the elderly though. I got ya covered. Also: nb4 the best driver starts shitty threads about the qualities of the best driver.