What are the qualities of the world's "best" driver?

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  1. RiotWyatt

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    The best driver...

    ... always drives drunk or high because it makes them more "cautious/paranoid".

    ... carries a weapon, either a baseball bat or gun or both, just in case there are "better" drivers on the road.

    ... uses a handicap parking tag that belongs to a sick/disabled relative and tries to take up 2-4 parking spaces to avoid collisions. If handicap spots aren't available and there are only single parking spots available, they will park in a designated no parking zone to insure there won't be other cars nearby.

    Disclaimer: In order to help insure that you avoid the dubs or ban, it is to be assumed that this particular driver is already of the best qualities of particular racial/gender stereotypes. I believe it's ok to talk about the elderly though. I got ya covered. ;)

    Also: nb4 the best driver starts shitty threads about the qualities of the best driver.
     
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  3. RiotWyatt

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    He drive race cars though.

    IMO, the best driver drives a minivan, usually on the way to pick up kids at a soccer game, to the grocery store or to the kitchen.
     

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