What are the ingrates getting this V-Day? (Ideas, humble brags, horror stories, etc)

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  1. Ken Fresno Interim Belt

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    @superking 's glorious plans in the "Valentine's is lame" thread made me want to create a separate thread for the romantically inclined.

    What you guys got going this year? What's the most you've done? What's the dumbest shit you've done?

    A couple years ago I bought my wife a foot spa, diffuser, back scratcher, robe, and slippers. So now I just set that up every couple weeks, and it's automatic on holidays.

    This year she gets a box of gourmet donuts and $200 bouquet of roses at work. Then 2 new Switch games and See's Candies when she gets home. With the foot spa setup.

    Dumbest shit I've done is buy a girl in college a rabbit. Fuckin thing had a heart attack in the middle of the night and died in the cage at my house.

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    And In b4 cuck comments. I get blown and then i get this. Get relaxed.

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  2. syct23 ...ElipsisBelt...

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    Still trying to figure it out well I am having a beer at the bar...

    Have diner reservations already but no clue on the present..

    Either way I know we are both getting layed, so no real conundrum
     
  3. Canned Tuna Silver Belt

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    Idk. Valentine's day is stupid. Maybe nothing?
     
  4. HenryFlower (sheesh!)

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    i get the place to myself for the entire weekend.
     
  5. Ottawaguy Gold Belt

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    We’re going to Vegas on Monday. We go every 5 years around Valentines Day.
     
  6. sweetviolenturg Silver Belt Professional Fighter

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    My wife's birthday was Monday the 10th so we went out to her favorite high-end Mexican restaurant in Sedona that night to celebrate. So, we're going to stay in tomorrow night. For her Valentine's gift, I got my wife the new bedding set that she's been hinting around about since Christmas time. It's pretty nice looking but I didn't know that bedding has designers like clothing does & that the prices are almost as much as designer clothing is. I mean, damn, the most I ever spent on bedding was like $100 for some LL Bean flannel sheets & I thought that was a lot. But this designer stuff from Nordstrom's is just crazy!
    Thank God my wife loves both Donna Karan & Barefoot Dreams just as much as one another because the DKNY stuff would have cost me almost as much as our bed cost. Thank you Barefoot Dreams for saving me a bundle.
    As for me, all I asked for was this Blu-ray & she came through for me:
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    So, tomorrow we're going to order in & watch this as my treat for the day.
     
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  9. HenryFlower (sheesh!)

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    is that MBV blu the new one released by Shout Factory? been thinking of picking that one up myself
     
  10. sweetviolenturg Silver Belt Professional Fighter

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    That's the one, my friend. The biggest selling point for me was that both the theatrical version & the uncut, unrated versions are included on separate discs. Both of which are 4K restorations from the original negative.
    I can't wait to watch tomorrow night.
     
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    I'm gonna get laid and paid
     
  12. Midnighter Silver Belt

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    Prob just go to Vegas with @Ottawaguy and his wife.

    Quick lil getaway.
     
  13. Ottawaguy Gold Belt

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    Sounds like a plan. Are you old enough to hang out with us?
     
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    Taking my misses to the arcade and we gonna play games
     
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    Out for dinner with the lady friend, followed by an extended period of rope, objectification and general kinky funtimes.
     
  16. Midnighter Silver Belt

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    Just turned 13, so yes.
     
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    This year, same as every year avoiding restaurants. I did a fancy dinner and wine tasting for her bday 2 weeks ago so that's good for me.

    Most I've done for Valentines day.....the first year my ex and I lived together. We went to a winery that had dinner and a comedy show. We ended up being seated near the stage and one of the comics pointed us out and started talking shit. You're a good looking woman...why are you here with THAT guy? That sort of thing......
     
  18. Clementine If you're sad, add more lipstick and attack :D :D

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    My oldest sister stealthily left a bouquet of flowers on my car this morning :)
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  19. sweetviolenturg Silver Belt Professional Fighter

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    Same situation here. My wife's birthday was on Monday so we got the fancy dinner over with already. Now, today is just the day that she gets her b-day & v-day combo gift after which we'll just chill out.
    And, yeah, that live comedy thing sounds like a nightmare. Sorry that happened to you, bro.
     
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    You got a real good sis, keep her...
     

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