What are some guy codes you live by?

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  1. Alphaboy

    Alphaboy Black Belt

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    What are your top guy codes?
     
  2. BehindTheShadows

    BehindTheShadows Can-Am Racing Platinum Member

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    Loyalty
     
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  3. Misfit23

    Misfit23 Black Belt

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    No fat chicks
     
  4. MC Paul Barman

    MC Paul Barman Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Don't let women rape you. And if they try... sumo palm strike to the forehead.
     
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    JinKazama Red Belt

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    never go for a woman thats taken
     
  6. CodeBreaker

    CodeBreaker What belt?

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    Never let your woman dictate the relationship.
     
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  7. Alphaboy

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    I know some guys have the mentality that they won't cheat but if a girl cheats with them they're cool with it.

    The girl is going to end up f*cking another guy eventually, they're right in that logic, but you don't have to be that guy.
     
  8. SRN

    SRN SOCRATEEEES

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    A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.

    I take this one very seriously, I don't want to get an erection.
     
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  9. boingyman

    boingyman If can, can. If no can, no can.

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    It's not gay as long as you don't look at each other in the eye.

    It's not gay as long as the balls don't touch.
     
  10. Alphaboy

    Alphaboy Black Belt

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    MMF threesomes are gay as hell!

    Idunno why they even show up in "straight" searches... I digress though.
     
  11. LEGS MAHONEY

    LEGS MAHONEY genetically modified man shark

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    Steal everyones cats
    Steal everyones wife
    Steal all the food in your friends fridge when they aren't looking
    Dont fart in front of the GF.
     
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    Turkleton Purple Belt

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    it's only gay if you make eye contact
     
  13. Adamant

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    Never cry in front of other people.
     
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    mrsenor Black Belt

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    a good guy doesnt fuck with your money or pussy
     
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    loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    Limit yourself to 3 accounts only with one of them exclusively for the war room and a raging liberal.
     
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    Ensure there is t.p. before sitting and it ain't clean until it bleeds.
     
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    steve38 Black Belt

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    Choose your workplace romance very carefully...you usually only get one shot.
     
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  18. nostradumbass

    nostradumbass Gold Belt

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    Don't fuck a taken women. I've had to test my resolve on that a lot, but haven't broken. I never pick fights either. I've fought a bunch of times, but I've never thrown the first punch ever.
     
  19. DangDaGawd

    DangDaGawd Tough Scene

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  20. CodeBreaker

    CodeBreaker What belt?

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    You get hit/punched first before you fight back?
     
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