Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Alphaboy, Aug 13, 2018.
What are your top guy codes?
No fat chicks
Don't let women rape you. And if they try... sumo palm strike to the forehead.
never go for a woman thats taken
Never let your woman dictate the relationship.
I know some guys have the mentality that they won't cheat but if a girl cheats with them they're cool with it.
The girl is going to end up f*cking another guy eventually, they're right in that logic, but you don't have to be that guy.
A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.
I take this one very seriously, I don't want to get an erection.
It's not gay as long as you don't look at each other in the eye.
It's not gay as long as the balls don't touch.
MMF threesomes are gay as hell!
Idunno why they even show up in "straight" searches... I digress though.
Steal everyones cats
Steal everyones wife
Steal all the food in your friends fridge when they aren't looking
Dont fart in front of the GF.
it's only gay if you make eye contact
Never cry in front of other people.
a good guy doesnt fuck with your money or pussy
Limit yourself to 3 accounts only with one of them exclusively for the war room and a raging liberal.
Ensure there is t.p. before sitting and it ain't clean until it bleeds.
Choose your workplace romance very carefully...you usually only get one shot.
Don't fuck a taken women. I've had to test my resolve on that a lot, but haven't broken. I never pick fights either. I've fought a bunch of times, but I've never thrown the first punch ever.
Never, under any circumstances, eat a burger upside down.
You get hit/punched first before you fight back?
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