What are some first world luxury accomodations?

[AristotleAmadopolis]

Not necessarily that you have but that are available.

Is air conditioning still considered first world? i dont think so. neither is power windows on cars.

Im thinking maybe like a towel warmer, a heated drive way, a robot butler, a toilet that cleans ur butthole.

what are other examples of supreme luxury? shit that ud find on elysium but actually exists

 

[Belaya Smert]

Bidets gotta be up there

 

[turbotime]

TVs....the amount of people I know who don't have tv OR cable is an eye opener. I have menonite friends and they get on just fine without any of that stuff.

 

[Diktaattori]

Well electric Sauna's come to mind.

 

[Plastikman_Eire]

Fucking up good steak by covering it in gold leaf.

 

[I Am Legion]

Heated steering wheels in cars. Heated floors in bathrooms. Personal penis washers like in Coming To America..

 

[Fedorgasm]

Fucking up good steak by covering it in gold leaf.

Yeah that shit is the ultimate in opulent stupidity.

Gold doesn't taste good. Literally the only reason to put it on food is to make it "feel" more fancy.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Not necessarily that you have but that are available.

Is air conditioning still considered first world? i dont think so. neither is power windows on cars.

Im thinking maybe like a towel warmer, a heated drive way, a robot butler, a toilet that cleans ur butthole.

what are other examples of supreme luxury? shit that ud find on elysium but actually exists

Also having 6+ bedrooms, 3 cars and a boat for a family of 4 as a middle-class American family

 

[AristotleAmadopolis]

Also having 6+ bedrooms, 3 cars and a boat for a family of 4 as a middle-class American family

never thought if it that way.

id ask this kid - where the fuck do u think we should shit?!

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

Servants

 

[weed]

plat baby

 

[NoSmilez]

Bidets aren't really luxury accommodations unless you get one that has a blow dryer. It's just a modified bum gun. I don't know why it hasn't caught up in America and bidets are met with resistance. Some people act like it's teh ghey or whatever. Do they even clean their asshole when they shower?

 

[Cajun]

Been to Japan twice... those peeps know what's up. They have toilets with heated seats and all kinds of buttons as well as tubs that maintain set temp... pretty impressive imo.

 

[AristotleAmadopolis]

rain shower.

anyone got one?

 

[emefer]

Toilet brush. Wiping your ass with paper is so low class. You wanna talk about ultra luxury, go treat yourself to a meal at the burgundy loaf.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Toilet brush. Wiping your ass with paper is so low class. You wanna talk about ultra luxury, go treat yourself to a meal at the burgundy loaf.

So fucking good. I saw them do that bit live on their Hooray for America tour. It was perfect. Just like on Mr. Show.


Oh, and anal bleaching. Definitely a first world… luxury?

 

[mb23100]

rain shower.

anyone got one?

I got the poverty version

 

[plataoplombo]

A vibrating bed.

 

[therealdope]

Plumbing, refrigeration, air conditioning.

 

[FactNotFiction]

Bidets gotta be up there

Thailand/Vietnam/Indonesia has bidets.