What are some awesome gag gift ideas?

[def1]

Hey guys I want to come up with a really good prank gift. Something I can make at home and that will be relatively cheap.

The gift is for my 18 yo cousin. The reason I'm giving him a gag gift is because he accidentally stumbled on his real gift so I want to trick him and pretend I returned it and am now giving him this prank gift.

Help me out guys

 

[weed]

 

[CrazyN8]

That will make him gag. Solid idea IMO.

 

[Fenderson]

I got my dad a gentlemans ball scratcher one Christmas. It was only a few quid.

 

[WalkenWouldOwn]

 

[TheLeftHandPath**]

Flesh and a flash light and tell him to enjoy his "fleshlight"

 

[Amerikuracana]

I just got a "Romney/Ryan, America's recovery team" tee-shirt.

 

[Henry Huggins]

donation in his name to the Human Fund

 

[MMA Maine-iac]

Drop a real turd in a box then tell everyone it's fake.

 

[Keilza]

 

[Blitz55]

horseshit

 

[K1HerosNakamura]

a lump of coal is a classic

 

[Smigg]

My mum keeps on losing her lighter, so I bought her a comically huge one, it's about a foot long, it's massive working lighter.

 

[mrsinister]

Penile enlargement pills.

 

[SMillard]

condoms with holes poked in them.

 

[weed]

donation in his name to the Human Fund

hahahahaha

 

[Spoken]

I told my GF I'd buy her new underwear, but she said she'd be super embarrassed if I got her a few pairs infront of her parents, SO I got her kids batman underwear with a gift card inside.

 

[Shawn91111]

I bought a replica NY state license plate from a site that does license plates for hollywood movies. It said COPSRGAY. I ended up putting it on over my friends back license plate and let him drive around with it for a while.

 

[bcordova]

Give him AIDS.

 

[iThrillhouse]

For a guy from a girl,

print off someones ultrasound picture and just hand it to your boyfriend/husband in an envelope.

This will only be funny if the significant other is scared of having children/not ready