What animals have the highest quality of life besides humans and their pets?

[Kassitus]

My first thought was top predators but they are constantly looking for prey and often starving when they dont get it. Then I though some clam at the bottom of the ocean but they are too dumb to really know if life is good or bad. So I not really sure. Thoughts?

 

[SmilinDesperado]

Octopuses , dolphins, and Orcas

They're all intelligent.
Dolphins and Orcas hang out in groups and fuck up sharks. Dolphins like to fuck. There's plenty of food for them everywhere.

 

[Phr3121]

Horses.

 

[Thai Domi]

 

[chubbman]

 

[PubliusVentidius]

The bonobos by far, they resolve conflicts thru sex instead of bashing their skulls in like other apes.

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

If I could be any animal I’d want to be an orca. Nothing can fuck with an orca.

 

[Drain Bamage]

Eagle

 

[BudKing8806]

Goldfish....

 

[I Am Legion]

Dolphins seem to have fun.

 

[Verace]

Elephants? Nobody fucks with them

 

[Organic Damage]

Horses.

They have to carry some fatass around on their backs all day, and if they break their legs they get shot in the head. Sounds like a raw deal IMO.

My money's on pubic lice.

 

[DaDamn]

River otters seem to have it pretty good.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

You know who’s quality of life sucks? Ants.

All work and no play. Your typical worker ant never even gets to fuck.

The queen’s lucky her underlings can’t read, she’d have a full blown revolution on her hands.

 

[orca]

Thanks to al that mentioned me lol

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Penis weevils

 

[moreorless87]

If I could be any animal I’d want to be an orca. Nothing can fuck with an orca.

Not a Sperm Whale? fighting giant squib and blasting enemies with an insult sonic weapon.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

The bonobos by far, they resolve conflicts thru sex instead of bashing their skulls in like other apes.

Beat me to it. They pretty much use sex for everything. Found some food? Time for sex. You have a problem with me? Time for sex.

 

[DespicablePeep]

Birds just because they can fly

 

[TribalDrumz]

Parrots , Macaws. They are smart as fuck and some can talk.