What about the opposite sex confuses you the most?

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  1. MXZT Red Belt Platinum Member

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    Women who need to wear makeup or hair extensions to make them feel attractive. I guess it's related to peacocking.

    I personally think it's best they just go all natural, no makeup, no hair extensions. It's all an illusion than if they are dolled up in makeup. At least when you go all natural, you won't be surprised in seeing how they look like first thing in the morning, because they look the same.

    And also you will find them attractive regardless of makeup or any of those extra stuff.
     
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  2. MusterX Titanium Belt

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    Embrace the illusion brother, its to your benefit.

    Just let your mind tell you that juicy steak is juicy.

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  3. I Am Legion Silver Belt

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    I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I’d take her if I had one wish.
     
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  5. Fox by the Sea Lighthouse Keeper Platinum Member

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    how easy it is for them to give up their dignity for attention
     
  6. ScarfaceJr All praise honor & glory to the most High

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    Nothing really confuses me about women anymore.
    I'm just shocked if I find one thats not capricious or liberated.
     
  7. Mr Warmth Don Rickles Banned

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    When they say they want a good guy or nice guy but then continue dating the opposite
     
  8. Alphaboy Silver Belt

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    *gasp*

    Opposite sex? What if you're non-binary?!
     
  9. MXZT Red Belt Platinum Member

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    Than what confuses you about human beings in general?
     
  10. MXZT Red Belt Platinum Member

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    The clit doesn't count?
     
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    Man you guys really hate women
     
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    Chris Rock had a line in one of his specials about how you're not meeting someone for the first time, you're meeting their representative. It's true and goes for everyone, male and female.

    What confuses me most is how a woman will tell you the exact opposite of how she feels (defense mechanism driven, of course), then get upset or surprised when you act on what you were told; happens all the time.

    Example (if in a casual relationship or something of that sort): "You can sleep with other women, I don't care." Yea, you do, nice try though sweetheart.
     
  13. Alphaboy Silver Belt

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    After gaining experience nothing should really confuse you about women. This should be by mid to late 20s the latest.

    Their logic is not linear, much of their behavior is to rationalize shitty decisions, they are also more prone to feelings-based decisions than men are.

    Guys get angry and bitter because they don't understand women and try to apply man-logic to everything: "She said we had a perfect relationship, why did she leave me for her ex that used to beat her? I don't get it." :(
     
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    I don't know why chicks can't walk on one side of path/sidewalk. When in doubt just walk down the middle as if no one else is there. Also when walking with your stroller and three friends, make sure you all walk side by side and then mean mug everyone else.
     
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    Absolutely nothing at all.
     
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    Nothing really, if you understand woman then you should know why they act the way they do.
     
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