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You would be shocked at the things I have done
....stuck your finger in a hole in your trainer?I was at the gym and noticed my trainer had a hole in it so I stuck my finger in it.
I'm now banned for life from the gym.
perfect. nothing to be ashamed about.I banged 2 girls for no other reason than i found their dudes in my girls DMs
Meh one was hot. The other, lets just say i did what i had to do lolperfect. nothing to be ashamed about.
I think.
tell us.
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Make a thread. Hurry the fuck upYou wouldn't even believe it, nobody here believes anything I say.
She put your used toothpick in her mouth? Sounds like you two are going to bang soon. Congrats.Allright so normally I’m Jesus Christ incarnate and completely sinless. There’s not a lot of shameful things I’ve done in my life.
That all changed today. There was a birthday at work today so cake was served. I grabbed a plate for my own cake and was still holding the knife in my hand, when a female (pretty good looking aswell) colleague asked me if I could give her a slice.
I handed her my own plate having completely forgotten I randomly put my just used plastic toothpick in the piece for no fuckin tangible reason at all. She ate the cake and had the fuckin toothpick in her mouth before she spit it out in front of a lot of other colleagues looking at me in utter disgust.
Might have nightmares later tonight. Getting her a bottle of booze to compensate though. Go ahead and roast me.
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Like im gonna tell you lmao
For a midget to attain this is a high honor.I just reached 4k likes
You're a monster.I tapped to strikes