What’s the most shameful thing you’ve done in the last 2-3 years?

Nothing too bad recently.

Most recent I can remember is running into someone from high school and getting her name wrong while she got mine right. Felt like such a fucking asshole. Basically don't call anyone by their name now.

"Heeeeeeeeeyyyy! ......"
 
Also I’ve ate a lot of crab legs, ribeyes, filllets & t-bones that my girl bought with food stamps. It feels so shameful yet so satisfying knowing how much I pay in taxes
 
Allright so normally I’m Jesus Christ incarnate and completely sinless. There’s not a lot of shameful things I’ve done in my life.

That all changed today. There was a birthday at work today so cake was served. I grabbed a plate for my own cake and was still holding the knife in my hand, when a female (pretty good looking aswell) colleague asked me if I could give her a slice.

I handed her my own plate having completely forgotten I randomly put my just used plastic toothpick in the piece for no fuckin tangible reason at all. She ate the cake and had the fuckin toothpick in her mouth before she spit it out in front of a lot of other colleagues looking at me in utter disgust.

Might have nightmares later tonight. Getting her a bottle of booze to compensate though. Go ahead and roast me.

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She put your used toothpick in her mouth? Sounds like you two are going to bang soon. Congrats.
 
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