What’s the most shameful thing you’ve done in the last 2-3 years?

[Young Calf Kick]

Allright so normally I’m Jesus Christ incarnate and completely sinless. There’s not a lot of shameful things I’ve done in my life.

That all changed today. There was a birthday at work today so cake was served. I grabbed a plate for my own cake and was still holding the knife in my hand, when a female (pretty good looking aswell) colleague asked me if I could give her a slice.

I handed her my own plate having completely forgotten I randomly put my just used plastic toothpick in the piece for no fuckin tangible reason at all. She ate the cake and had the fuckin toothpick in her mouth before she spit it out in front of a lot of other colleagues looking at me in utter disgust.

Might have nightmares later tonight. Getting her a bottle of booze to compensate though. Go ahead and roast me.

 

[Post 2 Decision]

Same thing happened to me, except I put my cock in the cake

Similar size to a toothpick I guess

 

[Silentlucidity]

Same thing happened to me, except I put my cock in the cake

Similar size to a toothpick I guess

You sir, need to speak with the wizard in the other thread!

 

[Post 2 Decision]

You sir, need to speak with the wizard in the other thread!

I did already, I'm a 10!

 

[Fox by the Sea]

started posting in the war room
it's bar none the worst thing i do in my everyday life.

 

[Tone C]

Your mother ?

 

[Young Calf Kick]

Your mother ?

not bad. 8/10

 

[Tone C]

not bad. 8/10

Cheap shot , but couldn't resist x

 

[Diktaattori]

I porked a fattie and told her that I'd oink her later. And I did

 

[Sonny Qc]

Had a tinder match with a girl who lived out of town.
(I'm in Quebec City)
She was from a smaller town 3 hrs away.

Anyway was in town for work and staying the night in a Hotel downtown.
Asked me to come over, when she opened the door,
cigarette smell and she was 20lbs over her Tinder pics.

Still fucked her, was okay-ish.
She started playing with her phone a bit,
so I said, Oh fck forgot my phone charger in my car,
told her to get in the shower and wait for me till I came back.

I never came back.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

She probably deserved it. That went from desert to just desert

 

[NoSmilez]

I visited my sister's luxury apartment in Toronto. I peed from the balcony at night when I was bored and talking to a girl on the phone. I didn't throw chairs onto the highway though.

 

[mjmj]

I porked a fattie and told her that I'd oink her later. And I did

 

[MeatWagon06]

Same thing happened to me, except I put my cock in the cake

Similar size to a toothpick I guess

I still enjoyed eating it.

 

[Versez]

started posting in the war room
it's bar none the worst thing i do in my everyday life.

You're actually one of the poster of the WR i like the most...making most sense, is ok.

 

[Young Calf Kick]

Had a tinder match with a girl who lived out of town.
(I'm in Quebec City)
She was from a smaller town 3 hrs away.

Anyway was in town for work and staying the night in a Hotel downtown.
Asked me to come over, when she opened the door,
cigarette smell and she was 20lbs over her Tinder pics.

Still fucked her, was okay-ish.
She started playing with her phone a bit,
so I said, Oh fck forgot my phone charger in my car,
told her to get in the shower and wait for me till I came back.

I never came back.

You did the right thing brother. It’s one thing to fuck a 5 or less, but when that dragon has the nerve to start playing with her phone while you’re still around that’s game over.

undivided attention or gtfo.

 

[neverwas]

I was at the gym and noticed my trainer had a hole in it so I stuck my finger in it.











I'm now banned for life from the gym.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I tapped to strikes

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

Same thing happened to me, except I put my cock in the cake

Similar size to a toothpick I guess

No way they madke a cake as small as a tothpikc
Also perosnalyi I acidneyaly advocated for genocide Iin the war room on a thred about tbe middle east, takne totally out of context I now love everyone from and everything about the middle east

 

[ARW]

I heard about a sex move called the rusty trombone, I didn’t know what it was but it sounded funny so I asked a girl to do it with me, it was ugly