Well, I'm pregnant.

[ZERO THEORY]

Name: Jebediah Winthrop-Foghat Gorglepoker

 

[Lovestorm]

Condolences.

The loss of a loved one is like a dagger in the heart.

Need more info. Specifics about the nips (size, color, shape, sensitivity) in particular would help provide context for me to properly empathize/sympathize.

And when you say doubled, do you mean volume or increased profile as seen from above and/or side? With or without a bra?

If you have a hard time describing the size thing, the nips will be enough. k thx

...

 

[Iroh]

Applies to American children.

Lol, sounds plausible. But then Nonsense would be in the clear with her Canadianism.

 

[Jumpy]

I'm sorry, Nonsense. Best wishes to you and yours.

 

[Reach4theSky]

anyone else read this and think

Elaborate..

 

[sleepwalk]

Sorry to hear, Nonsense.

The wife and I have had our highs and (very very) lows in this department as well. My PM is open and there are precious few ladies on here but plenty of good people with open ears.

 

[minute bull]

He's insulting you. Bad. Real bad. I would assume the very worst.

 

[2DUM2TAP]

I'm very sorry for your loss

 

[PRIDEWASBETTER]

Congrats, Nonsense! Hope everything goes well over the term!

 

[Merlotte's]

Had a nice joke lined up but I'm afraid I'd screw up the delivery.

 

[Nooby Doo]

Congratulations! I am sure you will be a great mom.

As far as names go, my only suggestion is that you think of your child as an adult as well as a baby/kid when you are choosing a name.

Also, sleep; do it now.

Good luck!

 

[HARRISON_3]

Had a nice joke lined up but I'm afraid I'd screw up the delivery.

Lol

Spoiler

sorry, TS

 

[minute bull]

Nooby Doo is so my favorite name ITT right now.

 

[NRFC]

Sorry for your loss.

 

[andnowweknow]

that's pretty cool news m'lady. I had a baby boy 9 days ago. Wife had her 2nd scheduled C which was convenient, everyone is healthy, etc...she was back home from the hospital within 3 days. Hopefully things go well during your pregnancy, it's a process lol.

Good luck!

Oh, and it's probably been said, but we all know this is just your way of ducking Ronda.

 

[NRFC]

Disgusting, because there is a little tiny dead baby inside me right now.

This right here... proves women are so much more stronger than men. I would be a total wuss having to even THINK about this...

Peace.

 

[madizm2]

Oh snap. Congratulations and I hope everyone is healthy. Can we get pics of dat dilation later?

This. And also some crowning pics as well, with a good shutter so I can make a flipbook.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

that's pretty cool news m'lady. I had a baby boy 9 days ago. Wife had her 2nd scheduled C which was convenient, everyone is healthy, etc...she was back home from the hospital within 3 days. Hopefully things go well during your pregnancy, it's a process lol.

Good luck!

Oh, and it's probably been said, but we all know this is just your way of ducking Ronda.

congrats my man

 

[andnowweknow]

congrats my man

gracias.

 

[GracieNutHugger]

Are you sure you're not just getting fat?

Spoiler

I kid I kid.

Congratulations!

For a male name I would go with Rod, that way he can have a nickname like Hot Rod. Badass imo. As for a female name, I would pick Claire so she can have a nickname like Claire-bear.

 

[thebluerider]

save the afterbirth imo

 

[KnightTemplar]

I'm 35. Nervous as hell.

I'm not getting all excited yet because I have had two early miscarriages in the past.

But still. It's something else seeing that second line darken on the pregnancy test.

So...name ideas? Thoughts? Anything?

Congratulations and good luck!:icon_chee

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

Boy: Tyrone

Good call naming him after the father

 

[Bay Area]

Boy: Left-hook.

Girl: Spinning-back-fist.

 

[KnightTemplar]

that's pretty cool news m'lady. I had a baby boy 9 days ago. Wife had her 2nd scheduled C which was convenient, everyone is healthy, etc...she was back home from the hospital within 3 days. Hopefully things go well during your pregnancy, it's a process lol.

Good luck!

Oh, and it's probably been said, but we all know this is just your way of ducking Ronda.

Congrats, man.

 

[SaucyJack]

I'm 35. Nervous as hell.

I'm not getting all excited yet because I have had two early miscarriages in the past.

But still. It's something else seeing that second line darken on the pregnancy test.

So...name ideas? Thoughts? Anything?

That's awesome, congrats! My wife was worried during her second pregnancy but we got a beautiful, healthy daughter out of it. I was terrified of being a father during her first pregnancy, so second time around she was scared to tell me. She showed me those two lines on the test and I smiled and told her that it's okay, I know what I'm doing now and can't wait to do it again. It was such a completely different feeling to hear the news when you're a confident parent already.

 

[Smw]

Congrats.

Pay no attention to the derp posts saying your life is over and that kids take so much money.

 

[Kowboy Karl]

Girls post here?