Weird cravings

I suddenly want radishes. Radishes are awesome but I can just eat em loose. My Grandfather used to plant them around the perimeter of his garden and I have fond memories of eating radishes with my gramps

Fuck it I'm growing radish this year

You're pregnant!
 
I took a caffeine pill this morning cause I was up all night and twisted up

Now I got the jitters and would love to jump down hills to burn off energy

No jumping down hills. It could injure the baby.
 
Anyone else take a whole bag of Oreo cookies - eat the cookie parts - meticulously separate the white creme bits and put them in a bowl - microwave it just enough so it's melty - add frootloops and have a good time?

You're definitely pregnant!
 
My family reunion got cancelled - really looking forward to that

last one was best party of my life - I drank more than ever in my life

Woke up the next day and some distant young cousin was sick

I was all amped up and like "READY TO DO IT ALL AGIAN TONIGHT!!"

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Did they cancel the reunion or just tell you they did to keep you from drinking in your condition?
 
I suddenly want radishes. Radishes are awesome but I can just eat em loose. My Grandfather used to plant them around the perimeter of his garden and I have fond memories of eating radishes with my gramps

Fuck it I'm growing radish this year
Maybe you're knocked up?
 
weird cravings ? <23> yes, its something involving butter....and its not pancakes or toast

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jesus christ

thats the very definition of a butter face.
 
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