Weird cravings

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  1. Clippy

    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    I suddenly want radishes. Radishes are awesome but I can just eat em loose. My Grandfather used to plant them around the perimeter of his garden and I have fond memories of eating radishes with my gramps

    Fuck it I'm growing radish this year
     
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    Mike RIP Frankie

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    Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and have to have milk.
     
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    Mike RIP Frankie

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    Woot vodka clipster. Tell me what you think of this?

     
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    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    It's a song
     
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    Vitor CroCop Right Wing Liberal Banned

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    Meth and teh heterosexual sex.
     
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    Vitor CroCop Right Wing Liberal Banned

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    Let your boyfriend get his rest!
     
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    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    Does anyone ever eat large clumps of roast beef with their bare hands and no sides?

    And then have the urge to roll around in a field

    I love the way the blades of grass tickle my ear on a hot summer day
     
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    Vitor CroCop Right Wing Liberal Banned

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    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    I took a caffeine pill this morning cause I was up all night and twisted up

    Now I got the jitters and would love to jump down hills to burn off energy
     
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    Mike RIP Frankie

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    Vitor CroCop Right Wing Liberal Banned

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    I ate a shitload of coffee Ice cream that kept me up all night. Now I feel like shit.
     
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    Mike RIP Frankie

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    You should try ten hours of manual labor, interspersed with 90 minutes in traffic

    Did the trick for me i'm worn the fuck out lolz.


    <{ByeHomer}>
     
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    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    I took two muscle relaxers and two melatonins last night so I had to eat a caffiene pill to wake up

    Also I want a Grape Rockstar
     
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    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    I forgot to eat my eggs this morning and feel like I'm going to pass out
     
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    Food tastes gross lately. Probably my nerves. I'm eating like once a day. woo weight loss lol. I can feel rib bones when I lay down at night


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    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    Anyone else take a whole bag of Oreo cookies - eat the cookie parts - meticulously separate the white creme bits and put them in a bowl - microwave it just enough so it's melty - add frootloops and have a good time?
     
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    I have a teammate on my racing team that randomly eats raddishes. You people are odd.
     
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