WE WANT tHE FUNK!

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... GOTTA HAVE THAT FUNK!

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Seriously, this is ridiculous. Ben Askren is a top 5 WW in the world and he should be fighting in the UFC. He has finished his last 3 fights, he has the best wrestling in his weight class and he's funky. Three good reasons why Dana should sign him IMO.

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(also hot & sexy as fuck)

The UFC should just stop being silly and sign him and give him an immediate title shot. He would make a lot of top 10 guys in the UFC look like amateurs.

#WEWANTTHEFUNK

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His latest fight, DOMINATION

#WEWANTTHEFUNK

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#GOTTAHAVETHATFUNK
 
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Dana is scared to bring the GOAT over, he knows the GOAT Askren will beat his entire roster regardless of weight class
 
He said some true stuff about Dana and beat Jay Hieron. We won't see him in the UFC because of that.
 
Sign a guy Bellator didn't even want....while he was their champion!

UFC wants to excite their fans, not make them play angry birds on their phones till the next fight happens.
 
Sign a guy Bellator didn't even want....while he was their champion!

UFC wants to excite their fans, not make them play angry birds on their phones till the next fight happens.

Nobody plays Angry Birds anymore.

Also, Askren is killing dudes lately. People just has this idea that he's a blanket when he in fact is a non stop GNP guy with a fun and active ground game. 3 stoppages in 3 fights.
 
He said some true stuff about Dana and beat Jay Hieron. We won't see him in the UFC because of that.


Jeremy Botter, who tends to be pretty good with insider info, reported that Joe Silva doesn't see a need for Askren and so Dana is essentially taking one for the team for him.
 
i think its time for the ufc to get a little funky
 
I've never been bored watching his fights.I enjoy watching his wrestling dominance and non chalant way of toying with his opponents.
Bring the Funk UFC!!
 
It wouldn't look good for the UFC when Askren comes in and beats a lot of their fighters since he was in Bellator. After his ONE FC contract is up he will go to the UFC and they will say

"If he would have came here after Bellator he would have been killed. Now that his skills are redefined from ONE FC he is good enough"
 
The UFC doesn't deserve the Funky One.

His domination of Abbasov was beautiful. The only fight from the ONE event this morning I made sure to watch. He did not disappoint.
 
If enough fans show they want him, the UFC will sign him.
 
Also, Askren is killing dudes lately. People just has this idea that he's a blanket when he in fact is a non stop GNP guy with a fun and active ground game. 3 stoppages in 3 fights.

Yeah. I don't find him the least bit boring.
 
I've never been bored watching his fights.I enjoy watching his wrestling dominance and non chalant way of toying with his opponents.
Bring the Funk UFC!!

This. He absolutely destroys people. His last fight in Bellator against Andrey Koreshkov was absolutely incredible.

It wouldn't look good for the UFC when Askren comes in and beats a lot of their fighters since he was in Bellator. After his ONE FC contract is up he will go to the UFC and they will say

"If he would have came here after Bellator he would have been killed. Now that his skills are redefined from ONE FC he is good enough"

Hahaha that actually sounds like something we might hear in a future UFC: Countdown show.

The UFC doesn't deserve the Funky One.

His domination of Abbasov was beautiful. The only fight from the ONE event this morning I made sure to watch. He did not disappoint.

I love watching him fight. His transitions are SO smoooooth.
 
Nothing screams top 5 WW like a win over Bakhtiyar Abbasov...
 
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