Ways to get a chick you drunkenly fornicated with to leave you alone afterwards?

[45ACP]

Post them here.

Let's assume, just for the sake of the thread of course, that the girl isn't quite up to par in the looks department. (and you're a shallow prick but still don't want to be a complete asshole)

 

[Tamriel Terror]

ok bill cosby

 

[Kingz]

I think California and NY calls this rape now

 

[thebluerider]

lock yourself in the bathroom and pretend to vomit.

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Post them here.

Let's assume, just for the sake of the thread of course, that the girl isn't quite up to par in the looks department. (and you're a shallow prick but still don't want to be a complete asshole)

Don't wanna bump no more with a big fat woman?

 

[Minnja]

Next thread from TS "Got accused of rape. Advice?"

 

[neverwas]

tell her your gay.

 

[Minnja]

Tell her you gotta take a big shit

 

[45ACP]

lock yourself in the bathroom and pretend to vomit.

TBR delivering as usual.

But I'm talking like a day or two later. Let's assume phone numbers were exchanged.

Amateur move, I know.

 

[thebluerider]

you should accuse her of rape. her head will explode instantly

 

[drstrangelov]

For the first couple weeks, claim to be busy and avoid the place where you first met up, then don't respond for like a day or two if she's tries to get together with you again. At that point it's been a month, somebody else has probably made the mistake and everybody can move on.

Or, get drunk again, and suddenly you've got a more realistic idea of what kind of woman is within your league, happily ever after with you two.

 

[zackryder]

tell her your gay.

thats the easiest and fastest way unless shes really into u & actually wants proof of u kissin another dude

id say just violate the pua code of pickin up chicks

1. be beta

2. no eye contact and be unsure of urself

3. be clingy, attached, dependent, annoying, ect

4. make urself feel small

5. pester her everyday

or just go the regular of being a shallow jerk. "i think ur nice, but i dont think its gonna work out. its me not u. & wat i mean by its me not u is its u & not me"

 

[Minnja]

TBR delivering as usual.

But I'm talking like a day or two later. Let's assume phone numbers were exchanged.

Amateur move, I know.

Respond to her texts very slowly and with one word responses like "yeah" "no" "lol" aka the text conversation killers

 

[scrubido]

Tell her you have to leave town for a while and she should get tested.

 

[45ACP]

you should accuse her of rape. her head will explode instantly

A preemptive strike. I like it.

 

[Zer]

Four words - 'will you marry me?'

Bulletproof

 

[zackryder]

Respond to her texts very slowly and with one word responses like "yeah" "no" "lol" aka the text conversation killers

uhhh....i dont think thatll work. if anything i think that make her even more curious about him

using quick clingy i love u long paragraph responses should do the trick

 

[zackryder]

Four words - 'will you marry me?'

Bulletproof

wat if she sayz yes

 

[Zer]

wat if she sayz yes

Never really thought about that. I'd probably start a thread on Sherdog

 

[Prime Ang]

ok bill cosby

You misunderstood, he's the intoxicated one, not her.