Way To Avoid The Hassle At DUI Checkpoints

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  1. chaney2363

    chaney2363 Yellow Belt

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    This beats those whiny "Am I being detained, am I free to go" videos.

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    irish_thug Meme Mod Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Start with: Stay under the limit and don't be an asshole and you should be fine.
     
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    metal saying what i want Platinum Member

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  4. Bukowski82

    Bukowski82 Buckle up belt

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    How about just don't drink and drive...
     
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    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

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    DUI =/= DWI

    You can get a DUI for taking cough medicine
     
  6. Like A Bas

    Like A Bas Brown Belt

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    Best way to avoid DUI checkpoints is to have a tiny bit of respect for the constitution and not allow them.
     
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  7. metal

    metal saying what i want Platinum Member

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    I vote this thread gets moved to the OT.
     
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    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

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    Indubitably
     
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    irish_thug Meme Mod Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Then don't drive while under the influence of cough medicine. Sounds pretty simple.
     
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    irish_thug Meme Mod Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Oh it will.
     
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    Or you know, you can just take the turn put prior to the checkpoint...
     
  13. metal

    metal saying what i want Platinum Member

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    Never got how people were irresponsible enough to drive after they had been drinking.
     
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    Bukowski82 Buckle up belt

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    Is that what they're calling it these days?

    Jokes aside, any lawyer worth his salt should be able to make quick work of a DUI resulting from cough syrup, supposing such a thing did happen. But chances are, if you're worried about a DUI checkpoint, you're most likely pulling a Lohan.
     
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    DoUEvenLiftBro Brown Belt

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    I have a friend that just got a DWI because of these checkpoints. She didn't even drink much, as she was driving for her friend for their birthday.

    I never really thought about it much, but it's fucking sinful that we allow these checkpoints. It's a complete invasion of privacy. What happened to probable cause or reasonable suspicion? If the checkpoints are for safety(which I assume is the argument), there should be no legal repercussions.
     
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    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

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    Who's to say you're "under the influence" of cough medicine? An arresting officer?
     
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    This too... If it's that effective.
     
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    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

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    Not everyone can afford a lawyer worth his salt
     
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    odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    Just flash them a fake badge. They will find amusing and you can have a good laugh together.
     
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    El Chimpo Cruel Man Platinum Member

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    stay at home, invite a few biddies over, get shitfaced and do the no pants dance


    win/win/win
     

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