wasnt chael supposed to get his results today?

[Bend NvR Break]

No news is good news, right?

It really is most of the time

 

[Death By Samson]

The cup melted.

 

[Bend NvR Break]

Chael will promptly get his results after his fight.

The Brock Lesnar treatment huh

 

[Slapchoppin]

USADA doesn't know how to report that someone tested positive for being a gangster from the mean streets of west linn

 

[ARONAbeetFEDOR]

The cup melted.

 

[Bend NvR Break]

USADA doesn't know how to report that someone tested positive for being a gangster from the mean streets of west linn

Who reported he popped the first time?

 

[Fincher7]

The lab exploded

Everyone in a 15 mile radius is gonna get huuuge

ooooooohhhhhh yeaaaah im getting biiiiiigggg

 

[subhuman trash]

Pissed so hot it created a fire that killed USADA. It was his plan all along. Chael saves the UFC and Lord Chael has returned, no Twitter post necessary. He'll make his grand entrance soon enough.

 

[Alphafail]

They're gonna celebrate the results with a BBQ at Anderson's.

 

[LORDTENSAIMMA]

Prolly voice software bungles. 'Have' is often misconstrued as 'of'.

Still, I do expect better annunciation from Chael.

I am disappoint.

Voice text is intuitive. It wouldn't write "should of". Unless you very very clearly state it like that.

 

[LORDTENSAIMMA]

They're gonna celebrate the results with a BBQ at Anderson's.

Medium rare

 

[Slapchoppin]

Who reported he popped the first time?

well it was either Johnny Tight Lips or Frankie the Squealer