War Room Lounge v85: If you want to turn a hyena on, you have to stress it out

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

Credit to @tonni and @Jack V Savage for their exquisite knowledge of Hyaenidae sexuality.

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@Ruprecht check - you doin' alright bud?


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[tonni]

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

WTF did I miss?

 

[tonni]

WTF did I miss?

The hyena has an erection. Or is it just a female with a huge clit? You need to be a hyena to really know.

 

[tonni]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia#Extent_of_occurrence

 

[Andy Capp]

Wadda ya know. In on the 1st page for once. And fuck all to say. Glorious.

Might as well have a cigar.

 

[HockeyBjj]

Damnit. This web page title is now in my browser history

 

[Jack V Savage]

The hyena has an erection. Or is it just a female with a huge clit? You need to be a hyena to really know.

Funny story on that:

https://www.itv.com/news/2014-10-03...rying-to-mate-two-male-hyenas-for-four-years/

 

[tonni]

Funny story on that:

https://www.itv.com/news/2014-10-03...rying-to-mate-two-male-hyenas-for-four-years/

After the two animals struggled to reproduce, the zoo conducted a gender test under anaesthesia.

They made two hyenas have gay sex for 4 years

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Female hyenas have a mock penis

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

Female hyenas have a mock penis

It does feel like it's mocking me

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

It does feel like it's mocking me

Well it does look rather large for a fake penis lol

 

[Jack V Savage]

Well it does look rather large for a fake penis lol

It gets hard when they're stressed, too. The differences are hard to tell, but supposedly the females have a rounder, more-bulbous glans.

 

[Sycho Sid]

This has been one of the most informative days on sherdog in recent memory

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

It gets hard when they're stressed, too. The differences are hard to tell, but supposedly the females have a rounder, more-bulbous glans.

Yeah, everything about hyenas seem strange. Like they kinda look like dogs but they’re closely related to cats and the mongoose, they can eat just about anything, have strange living habits, babies will kill each other right after birth, and reports say they smell absolutely awful because of certain glands they have on their body.

They’re an odd but interesting bunch

 

[luckyshot]

Sometimes the really alpha females pee out babies through their penises.

That's commitment.

 

[all caps]

Hyenas prove islam is right about women

 

[Trotsky]

Anyone into basketball analytics?

 

[Gregolian]

Anyone into basketball analytics?

WTF is "per"?