War Room Lounge v200: A Toast to those who are Toast

[CubicleGangster]

Is he gonna get fired? He literally put everyone at your work at risk.

Guess it depends if it spreads or not. We are primarily concerned right now about the person he shares an office with. Its our oldest employee and most at risk person.

 

[Sara]

took me a while but I am assuming you meant dick not sick
Dude is like 5'2" rocking above average heat, I think it is special the dude is like 10% dick

He’s 5’2 and he had the nerve to make fun of my height?

 

[CubicleGangster]

He’s 5’2 and he had the nerve to make fun of my height?

Well yeah

 

[Sara]

Guess it depends if it spreads or not. We are primarily concerned right now about the person he shares an office with. Its our oldest employee and most at risk person.

I’d fire him

 

[Sara]

Well yeah

I no longer feel guilty about suggesting the songs he had to sing

 

[CubicleGangster]

Oh I have no doubt, that conniving little goblin is very tricky and has no problem working his way into things. However, his biggest weakness is that he will have to combat the staff. He can't help himself.

kind of a scorpion and the frog situation

 

[Falsedawn]

He’s 5’2 and he had the nerve to make fun of my height?

Are you really tall or really short?

 

[CubicleGangster]

I’d fire him

He is our worst Project Manager but people don't get fired from here unless they do some major damage

I no longer feel guilty about suggesting the songs he had to sing

You never should have
Flesh karaoke was hilarious

 

[Gregolian]

Are you really tall or really short?

Sara makes Wee-Man look tall.

 

[CubicleGangster]

Are you really tall or really short?

she represents the lollipop guild

 

[Andy Capp]

Another post of the year contender imo.

I'm loving this thing now where the right-wingers on this site are making up facts and accusing others of ignoring their made up facts.

I've been noticing it more and more since @Khabib Khanate besmirched @BIKES! with the fake Teddy R quote.

I don't know if they are getting dumber or I just didn't really notice the pattern before that exchange.

Been going on a while. It's part of the evolution of faux reasonable as a trolling method.

 

[Sara]

Are you really tall or really short?

I’m a little shorter than average.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

A man that got upset when I told him his dick was nothing special.

After all I did to build his confidence... you tried to destroy it?

 

[Falsedawn]

Sara makes Wee-Man look tall.

she represents the lollipop guild

I'll never find my 6'5" goddess to simp for.

 

[Falsedawn]

I’m a little shorter than average.

I've been informed. Boring.

 

[Sara]

He is our worst Project Manager but people don't get fired from here unless they do some major damage

You never should have
Flesh karaoke was hilarious

This is major.

I suggested Barbie girl and girls of summer, can’t remember if he sang my other choices or not.

 

[Sara]

Sara makes Wee-Man look tall.

That’s one Greg.

 

[CubicleGangster]

This is major.

I suggested Barbie girl and girls of summer, can’t remember if he sang my other choices or not.

It also just happened and we also have to make sure firing him over this won't fuck us over when it comes to the Covid loan we got for payroll

 

[Sara]

I can’t believe after all
The post I make to build Greg up he tried to tear me down about being short.

 

[Sara]

It also just happened and we also have to make sure firing him over this won't fuck us over when it comes to the Covid loan we got for payroll

Or if your oldest employee dies and you get sued by the family for a dangerous work environment.