News Want to become a tree?

[genecop]

Nice way to replace cemeteries, the family forest, would you sign up for this burial?

 

[hohner]

I like it just because in 200 years some jerk could be cutting down a tree and find my skull lodged in there and shit himself.

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

This sounds like a great way to hide a bo-. H hi h dry thhhhhujknk fihhgnd MhdjdLS mm jnrjrolsnndmnfbdxjkxkhvevvevvhdjkrkkrvsshs

 

[dildos]

In my whole life there was nothing else I wanted to be more than a tree.

 

[Sonny Qc]

Most Vegan should do it,
Even if they are still alive.

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

Sorry I was distracted by all this measuring I needed to catch up on out in my yard

 

[Jose Beehive]

I thought being chopped up into tiny pieces and fed to birds at the top of a mountain was wassup.

 

[SaiWa]

I think it's a great idea... A little plaque on the tree to signify who this tree is for.

lol at all the new murder idea posts...

 

[chickenlip]

I’ve been telling my girl for years that’s what I want when I die. Not taking the chance I turn in to a zombie

 

[Estemachine]

Absolutely, every wild animal that dies becomes either food or soil in the wild, humans are the only specie to stop the natural circle of life, becoming a tree seems way more natural than putting your body in a coffin to rotten.

 

[Zer]

I’ve been telling my girl for years that’s what I want when I die. Not taking the chance I turn I to a zombie

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Nice way to replace cemeteries, the family forest, would you sign up for this burial?
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Yes, so I can come back as a body snatcher

 

[Red Beard]

When I die, I just want to make like a tree and leave. Wait...no...the pun worked here.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

When I die, I just want to make like a tree and leave. Wait...no...the pun worked here.

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

I like it just because in 200 years some jerk could be cutting down a tree and find my skull lodged in there and shit himself.

in 200 years there won’t be trees and if there are sex robots will be cutting them down.

 

[hohner]

in 200 years there won’t be trees and if there are sex robots will be cutting them down.

Well then that sex robot will be in for one hell of a surprise.

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

Well then that sex robot will be in for one hell of a surprise.

They’ll prob just fuck your skull. They are sex robots after all.

 

[WhiskyJack]

The best part will be all you atheist and agnostics in here getting planted like this as a tree. Then they will chop you down and print the Bible on you.

 

[hohner]

They’ll prob just fuck your skull. They are sex robots after all.

I've got to say, this sounds like a sex robot with very poor programming. Why is it cutting down trees? Why is it auto set to skull fuck? I would hope in 200 years the sex robots would be better at their jobs.

The best part will be all you atheist and agnostics in here getting planted like this as a tree. Then they will chop you down and print the Bible on you.

Lol, omg! Right! That'll show 'em. Lol! Haha

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

I've got to say, this sounds like a sex robot with very poor programming. Why is it cutting down trees? Why is it auto set to skull fuck? I would hope in 200 years the sex robots would be better at their jobs.



Lol, omg! Right! That'll show 'em. Lol! Haha

because sex robots will be the dominant robot come the future