Relationships Walmart Changed Their Pizza! WTF?

[Brom Bones]

So at least once a week I eat some kind of pizza. Don't hate, I've actually managed to lose about 30 lbs doing this. Walmart's Great Value supreme rising crust is my go to when going with a frozen pie (the Kroger's brand is just as good).

During the midsts of The Rona, I remember seeing a report about pepperoni prices going up. I wondered if this would affect my beloved za.

Well, it sure as fuck did. It's not even close to the same. There's now a one inch ring around the outside with no cheese or toppings. Less pepperoni and sausage. Less cheese. They've compensated by adding a shit load of sauce.

It's pretty bad now. I understand there's less pepperoni now, but just keep the pizza the same and raise the price. I guess I brought this upon myself for shopping there. Life's a bitch and then you die.

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

There has been like 50 frozen pizza threads this past week. Not very Alpha boys.

 

[TheTimeIsNotNow]

You sound poor

 

[Jesus X]

You sound poor

even a degenerate such ass myself had no idea walmart had great value pizza.

 

[HARRISON_3]

There has been like 50 frozen pizza threads this past week.

Really?

I love me a good frozen pizza.

Not sure how I missed them.

 

[rex kramer]

lol i love how this thread has a relationship tag on it

 

[mb23100]

Just get a Tombstone

 

[crabmeat]

Wild Mike's is my favorite frozen pizza.

The packaging makes you think you're eating healthy, too!

 

[raty tat tat]

My favorite Frozen Pizza

Along with

 

[rex kramer]

I miss the old school lunch pizzas that were little flat rectangles. You could roll them up into a pizza burrito if you wanted to. Those things were awesome. Wish I knew where to buy pizzas like that.

 

[HARRISON_3]

Just get a Tombstone

For a cheapie, Red Baron's brick oven line is pretty good.

It's like they spruced up their crust recipe or something.

 

[crabmeat]

I miss the old school lunch pizzas that were little flat rectangles. You could roll them up into a pizza burrito if you wanted to. Those things were awesome. Wish I knew where to buy pizzas like that.

Ellio's is the closest thing you can get.

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

So at least once a week I eat some kind of pizza. Don't hate, I've actually managed to lose about 30 lbs doing this. Walmart's Great Value supreme rising crust is my go to when going with a frozen pie (the Kroger's brand is just as good).

During the midsts of The Rona, I remember seeing a report about pepperoni prices going up. I wondered if this would affect my beloved za.

Well, it sure as fuck did. It's not even close to the same. There's now a one inch ring around the outside with no cheese or toppings. Less pepperoni and sausage. Less cheese. They've compensated by adding a shit load of sauce.

It's pretty bad now. I understand there's less pepperoni now, but just keep the pizza the same and raise the price. I guess I brought this upon myself for shopping there. Life's a bitch and then you die.

Normally I don’t like it when people misuse tags. But the fact that a frozen pizza thread is tagged as “relationship” is actually hilarious

 

[j123]

lol @ categorized as relationship

Well, it sure as fuck did. It's not even close to the same. There's now a one inch ring around the outside with no cheese or toppings. Less pepperoni and sausage. Less cheese. They've compensated by adding a shit load of sauce.

It's pretty bad now. I understand there's less pepperoni now, but just keep the pizza the same and raise the price. I guess I brought this upon myself for shopping there. Life's a bitch and then you die.

They must've outsourced it to be made in Italy

 

[fingercuffs]

My favorite Frozen Pizza

Along with

Ha, useless for me. Don't like peperoni and I think root beer tastes like hospitals.

 

[Red Beard]

Get that Cape Cod Cafe pizza!

"Frozen Pizzas – Cape Cod Cafe Pizza" https://capecodcafepizza.com/frozen-pizzas/

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

So at least once a week I eat some kind of pizza. Don't hate, I've actually managed to lose about 30 lbs doing this. Walmart's Great Value supreme rising crust is my go to when going with a frozen pie (the Kroger's brand is just as good).

During the midsts of The Rona, I remember seeing a report about pepperoni prices going up. I wondered if this would affect my beloved za.

Well, it sure as fuck did. It's not even close to the same. There's now a one inch ring around the outside with no cheese or toppings. Less pepperoni and sausage. Less cheese. They've compensated by adding a shit load of sauce.

It's pretty bad now. I understand there's less pepperoni now, but just keep the pizza the same and raise the price. I guess I brought this upon myself for shopping there. Life's a bitch and then you die.

Okay since you didnt take a picture can you draw it?
Im a visual learner I require pizzillustration.

 

[crabmeat]

I miss the old school lunch pizzas that were little flat rectangles. You could roll them up into a pizza burrito if you wanted to. Those things were awesome. Wish I knew where to buy pizzas like that.

I was in the 7th grade when our school lunch program got the fiesta pizza. It was such a radical advancement emphasized by it's hexagonal form. Tex-mex meets pizza? I haven't come across anything that was so groundbreaking in school cafeterias. It was fusion way before Food Network made us think it was a new concept. Also, they were served on Wednesdays. What a moral booster, to get you past that mid-week!

I have to say, the barchetta (that's what our school lunch program called the individual pizzas), that replaced the institutional rectangle styled, was an insanely better offering. This was three years after the fiesta launch. Better crust. Better cheese. Better everything.

However, the mold had already been shattered by the fiesta pizza. After a handful of Fridays, the thrill was gone. The older students that grew up on the O.G. rectangles, wanted them back. Something that should have entered the cafeteria with heraldry, and ruled for ages, lost to timing and nostalgia.

 

[kimocomplex]

instead of putting 100 little pepperoni circles, why not just one big pepperoni circle??

no im not high

also patent pending before you mofo's get rich off my idea

 

[minute bull]

Pepperoni Prices will be my rap name.