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Virtually Everyone is On Steroids

Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by superpunch, Aug 14, 2016.

  1. superpunch Banned Banned

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    I'm a mathematician so I'm forced to think about everything logically. When you apply the rules of logic learned in discrete math and entry level programming, the question of if everyone is on steroids is obvious.

    Assume:

    Man A on steroids. Man B natural.

    Logic:

    Man A > Man B.

    How do rankings work?

    1 > 2 > 3 > 4 > 5...

    Extrapolate that to:
    1 > 2 > 3 > 4 > 5... = Man A > Man B > Man C > Man D...

    Applying the associative property, it's easy to conclude that almost everyone is on something.

    In plain English, the natural guy will almost always lose to the guy on PEDs all else being equal. And, in the general case, there's no reason that everything else shouldn't almost always be equal. Most guys in the UFC, it being the premier level of competition, are winners and not losers. The natural guys lose and consequently almost never make it to the UFC.
     
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    Does that mean you are on Steroids Buddeh?
     
  4. freakyfarley Adam Farley inc.

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    what about freak genetics you heretic
     
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    You=trolling
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    Not trolling>Trolling

    Me>You

    Math= great
     
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    I addressed that:

    " the natural guy will almost always lose to the guy on PEDs all else being equal. And, in the general case, there's no reason that everything else shouldn't almost always be equal. "

    By definition, "freak" genetics, given that you defined them as "freak", can not be considered in the general case.
     
  10. Teh_Lulz7 Brown Belt

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    You're on steroids.
     
  11. superpunch Banned Banned

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    I stand by my post. It's logical. And if you talk to anyone in the fight biz, it's 100% correct.
     
  12. freakyfarley Adam Farley inc.

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  13. nick1990 Purple Belt

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    Yer but you can use facts to prove whatever you want....
     
  14. Myrddin Wild Lets enjoy our time together!

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    The calculations are almost complete.

    TS is on steroids :p

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  15. Reach4theSky Playin' a riddim

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    There might be ped problem..
     
  16. conorgoat KOfinger is my little bitch

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  17. The only sad thing is TS actually tricked a bunch of sherdoggers into thinking hes smart. This is in fact one of the dumbest threads ever made.
     
  18. Degen Gambler Silver Belt

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    Are you telling me that the every UFC fighter's approach to PEDs is virtually identical?
     
  19. Exemplar Fuligin Belt

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    TS: what about literally?
     
  20. XxAfriCaNKinGxX Blue Belt

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    yes they are all on steroids atleast all the top guys prolly in all sports with much money involved,
     

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