Video shows anaconda possibly drowning two girls (analysis nerds enter)

[Shep Proudfoot]

At 1:42, when the boy drags the log, you can see what appears to be the giant snake poke its head out of the water;

At 5:50, the terror begins. Some claim you can see the ripple of the anaconda and that it pokes its head out right before dragging the two girls down.

Both girls' bodies were later found with no bite marks - as anaconda tend to bite and coil.

 

[ScarHead]

Welp this is all the proof i need to blindly believe this is the Lochness Monster.

 

[punky brewster]

I heard that anaconda had its ass kicked at an IHOP last week.

 

[21 Savage]

if u think im watching a 9 min 144p clip in 2018 u got me fuckt up

 

[Uptown Swinger]

 

[Uber_Noober]

Nee to fill that river with upper cuts

 

[SmilinDesperado]

At 1:42, when the boy drags the log, you can see what appears to be the giant snake poke its head out of the water;

At 5:50, the terror begins. Some claim you can see the ripple of the anaconda and that it pokes its head out right before dragging the two girls down.

Both girls' bodies were later found with no bite marks - as anaconda tend to bite and coil.

<{dayum}>

 

[God_Emperor_Of_Mankind]

I could see nuttin. That Anaconda he did nuttin.

 

[Meap]

Not exactly what I was hoping for when I saw "2 Girls" and "Anaconda" in the thread title.

 

[BudKing8806]

See....if they had access to guns this wouldn't happen.

 

[SmilinDesperado]

See....if they had access to guns this wouldn't happen.

Or an Amazonian mongoose

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun

 

[ToxicShocker]

I could see nuttin. That Anaconda he did nuttin.

it's pronounced Dindu Nuffin

 

[Midnighter]

More likely that it was an alien tbh.

 

[Scerpi]

Sounds like bullshit.

A snake wouldn't have taken two of them and they wouldn't have been found unless inside a snake. No bites or bruising?

Sounds like they straight up drowned and the parents are blaming a river monster instead of negligence.

Who knows though.

 

[Madmick]

if u think im watching a 9 min 144p clip in 2018 u got me fuckt up

Shot with like 6 frames per second, no less.

My eyes are bleeding.

 

[Sansnom]

I can almost count the number of pixels in that video.

 

[Rhood]

That was the most unwatchable Betamax video filmed from a Fischer-Price camera I've ever seen!

 

[TribalDrumz]

Maybe 1 but not 2.

2 girls 1 snake

My snake

 

[ookii]

Thats some terrible camera footage and C-level acting