Video: Maynard James Keenan shows Cat Zingano a few tricks

Why can't you just beat Ronda ?!
Just want to start that round over !

When you tapped it was over.
Just want to do it over again !

Ronda, won't you fucking whistle
Gave up the arm and now it's done

Ronda, won't you fucking whistle
Something but my arm feels numb.
 
Half of this forum probably doesn't even know who he is.
 
I remember seeing that clip of Maynard choking out some idiot fan that rushed the stage.



He's a little tiny dude, but definitely a scrapper.
 
The only thing I'm really interested in seeing from Cat is a video of her twerking, wiped my hands with her after that atrocious display against Ronda.
 
I'd like to show Cat some tricks...
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Linkin Park > Tool

Tool was like the Wu-Tang Clan of rock.

One of those shitty bands you had to pretend you liked when around your friends but really they were fucking overrated as hell. You have to be a total fucking geek to be a Tool fan, seriously. Shit like implementing the Fibonnaci sequence in a song is some shit only the most FUCKBOYEST of fuckboys would ever concern themselves with.

Tool will never be half as cool as KoRn or even Slipknot for that matter.
 
Arm Barbarian said:
I remember seeing that clip of Maynard choking out some idiot fan that rushed the stage.



He's a little tiny dude, but definitely a scrapper.
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I love Tool, Puscifer, and Maynard's Vinyard. Maynard's always doing some wacky crap on stage. The vid you posted is one of my favorites. This one is the short version, but he messes up Parabola, throws the mic down, walks off stage, the band continues the entire instrumental of it, and he just sits the rest out.



I'm waiting for the poster "10,000 Days" to come into this thread to say something.
 
FascistDictator said:
Linkin Park > Tool

Tool was like the Wu-Tang Clan of rock.

One of those shitty bands you had to pretend you liked when around your friends but really they were fucking overrated as hell. You have to be a total fucking geek to be a Tool fan, seriously. Shit like implementing the Fibonnaci sequence in a song is some shit only the most FUCKBOYEST of fuckboys would ever concern themselves with.

Tool will never be half as cool as KoRn or even Slipknot for that matter.
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You were supposed to grow out of this phase in 2005.
 
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Maynard was a purple belt under Rickson as far as 2006. Probably a black belt by now.
 
FascistDictator said:
Linkin Park > Tool

Tool was like the Wu-Tang Clan of rock.

One of those shitty bands you had to pretend you liked when around your friends but really they were fucking overrated as hell. You have to be a total fucking geek to be a Tool fan, seriously. Shit like implementing the Fibonnaci sequence in a song is some shit only the most FUCKBOYEST of fuckboys would ever concern themselves with.

Tool will never be half as cool as KoRn or even Slipknot for that matter.
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That's why tool sales out every show in 10 minutes while Korn and Slipknot are lucky to get a stage at a large festival.
 
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