Movies Van Damme vs Seagal - running contest

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Poor Steven cant run to save his life. He ran as much as your average blonde babe in high school. If he missed the bus he waited for the new one. Steven was probably a cheerleader

 
One would think my boy Seagal would do better. All they do is run in those fucking Aikido demos. Very realistic attacks. Real life fighting is apparently American Football.
 
My high school gymnastics teacher said I could have been a professional sprinter.

I wonder how he would have evaluated Steven.
 
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Sensei seagal uses an ancient technique of using his arms to swim through the air, making him run faster.
Like a propeller.

Its strange because I thiught everybody naturally ran like Van Damme does in those clips
 
Seagal takes tiny little steps so it makes it seem like he's running a lot faster and covering a lot more ground than he actually is.

Plus he's got the weird Tuco arm thing going on.

 
Can you be that poorly coordinated and still fight?
Are you kidding!

Just look at that 90 degree angle he takes at the end..

No smooth transition or anything, just a solid fucking left turn, on the fucking dirt!! NO sliding or anything!

That’s skill..
 
Van Damme ran like Seagal in the 80s


But they were supposed to be tired and beaten, makes some sense for visual impact (like you would even see sprinters lose form when falling behind and reaching the last meters of the race). Segal was doing the chasing.
 
But they were supposed to be tired and beaten, makes some sense for visual impact (like you would even see sprinters lose form when falling behind and reaching the last meters of the race). Segal was doing the chasing.
Wow! Registered user 2002 . I feel honored
 
Seagal does not need to run

Shit.. he does not even needs to stand up.. he can beat you up from a chair.
 
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