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Poor Steven cant run to save his life. He ran as much as your average blonde babe in high school. If he missed the bus he waited for the new one. Steven was probably a cheerleader
Like a propeller.Sensei seagal uses an ancient technique of using his arms to swim through the air, making him run faster.
Seagal takes tiny little steps so it makes it seem like he's running a lot faster and covering a lot more ground than he actually is.
Plus he's got the weird Tuco arm thing going on.
Are you kidding!Can you be that poorly coordinated and still fight?
Van Damme ran like Seagal in the 80s
Cruise is a lawn gnome. JCVD would smoke him.Both lose to Tom Cruise
Wow! Registered user 2002 . I feel honoredBut they were supposed to be tired and beaten, makes some sense for visual impact (like you would even see sprinters lose form when falling behind and reaching the last meters of the race). Segal was doing the chasing.