Van Damme vs Arnold accent, who has the better excuse?

[Intermission]

Van Damme sounds like he has a learning disability, similiar to GSP. Arnolds is weird but theres something I about it I can handle. He doesnt speak so damn slow and forced.

It must have been torture listening to Van Dammes accent for Americans?

French people do have thick accents but they can still speak better than Jean Claude.

 

[lsa]

what is your excuse?

 

[Intermission]

what is your excuse?

I loved Cyborg and No Retreat No Surrender because Van Damme shut up in those.

I could never embrace Van Damme for his accent and I rejected Seagal for his ponytail.

 

[Intermission]

I also hated that Van Damme wore his pants up by his navel in an attempt to look taller.

 

[Neck&Neck]

What’s Seagal’s excuse

 

[Intermission]

What’s Seagal’s excuse

He claims to have a genetic liver disorder that apparently only broke out when he was in his 50s. Skinny prior to that.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

What's Stallones excuse?

Raihruahrouajfaiofjeapjfea

 

[Streeter]

What’s Seagal’s excuse

Food

 

[Neck&Neck]

He claims to have a genetic liver disorder that apparently only broke out when he was in his 50s. Skinny prior to that.

No I mean for the way he talks

 

[Intermission]

No I mean for the way he talks

Too much singing. He's been a musician for 40 years, 50 years. Learned to play the guitar by Jimmy Hendrix when he saw Seagal washing dishes.

 

[Kingz]

Well, in Arnold’s case the accent became a major part of his star profile. I can’t imagine any producer or filmmaker asking Arnold to try to tone down his accent..even when he played a robot.

 

[Spam On Rye]

Fun fact: Schwarzenegger’s first film was Hercules in New York (1970). When he made the movie, he couldn't speak English fluently, so he had to learn his lines phonetically.

 

[fica]

Van Damme sounds like he has a learning disability, similiar to GSP. Arnolds is weird but theres something I about it I can handle. He doesnt speak so damn slow and forced.

It must have been torture listening to Van Dammes accent for Americans?

French people do have thick accents but they can still speak better than Jean Claude.

he probably speaks more language then yo can name so it is ok

 

[Intermission]

Fun fact: Schwarzenegger’s first film was Hercules in New York (1970). When he made the movie, he couldn't speak English fluently, so he had to learn his lines phonetically.

That was like a porno movie with no porno. So awful. Its empty.

 

[ColemanwastheGOAT]

 

[Spam On Rye]

That was like a porno movie with no porno. So awful. Its empty.

Yeah it's rough. I rift on it with a buddy many years ago and had a tough time getting through it and I don't mind watching some garbage let me tell you. Kinda like Stallone's softcore porn, Italian Stallion, minus the fun.

 

[DaleBoca]

A new Terminator is in the works. Instead of Arnold saying “I’ll be back…” 70+ year old Arnold is now going to say “Owe, my back!”

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

"Get to the choppa...NOW!"

 

[Legumes]

What's Stallones excuse?

Raihruahrouajfaiofjeapjfea

Tongue's too big(thick). Put your tongue to the roof of your mouth and hold it there the entire time you speak.

 

[TheChance]

what is your excuse?

TBI