Van damme villian showdown

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  1. lion paw

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    if you could arrange a fight between these van damme villians,who would you have fight each other? The combatants are:

    -tong po(kickboxer)
    -Atilla(lionheart)
    -Chong Li(bloodsport)
    -Andrew Scott(universal soldier)
    -Seth(universal soldier 2)
    -Pik van Cleef(hard target)
    -Sandman(death warrant)
    -Fendor(cyborg)
    -Khan(mongolian fighter from the quest)

    The fights I'd want one on one would be tong po vs chong li.Secondly,I'd want Khan vs Atilla(because they're played by the same actor which is funny).Chong Li>Po.
     
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    Van Damme in Double Impact takes it.

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    Tong Po rape me
     
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    You bleed like Mylee?
     
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    Andrew Scott solos.

    Khan vs Chong Li would be sick!
     
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    Fender beats all. Dude was amazing.

    RAAARRRRGGHHHH!!!!!!

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    Andrew Scott via being Dolph Lundgren
     
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    Chong Li vs Tong Po and Khan
     
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    Damn right.
     
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    That's Warchild, and he needs to back off. Seriously.
     
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    FYI: the actor who played Tong Po isn't Asian. he's a muslim dude with facial prosthetics.

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    In that case I vote for the Chinese guy playing the arab in Bloodsport.
     
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    At first glance I thought this was about the villains JCVD has played. He was great as the Russian baddie in both No Retreat, No Surrender and then Black Eagle. Back when he didn't have creative control, his fight scenes were much better and displayed more of his martial arts prowess instead of just showing off his muscles.

    He was great in Expendables 2 as well, weird and menacing.
    "Without respect we're just people, common sh!tty people..."
     
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    Bolo Yeung (Double Impact) vs Bolo Yeung (Bloodsport).

    ..... Just for the ridiculous badass facial expressions

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    True. That is badass.
     
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    The animated corpse of Raul Julia doesn't make the cut?

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    What about GOLDBERG

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    It is the same actor, how did I never notice?

    Does that mean? Swayze > Van Damme > Vincent Klyn
     
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