Valentine's Day is February 14th.

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  1. Uptown Swinger --⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆- ✡ -⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆--

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    Valentine's Day is rapidly approaching.

    I was planning on having my lady make me a heart shaped pizza then giving me a BJ but this year I want to be a little more romantic.

    What are you peckerwoods doing?

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  2. Estemachine Gold Belt

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    The same thing I've done the last 3 Valentine's, being single





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  3. TeTe yeah, she squats Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Disregard Valentines day, as usual. Unless my gf demands we do something.
     
  4. The Diplomat Peace Among Worlds

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  5. koolinkunming Gold Belt

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    With your username I’d think you’d be a little more imaginative than that.

    Valentines is my birthday, so some shit to do with that.
     
  6. Mondo Freaks Green Gucci Suit

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    Arizona's Birthday too
     
  7. ObsoleteSoul Gold Belt

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    Working and saving a shitload of money. One is actually on purpose. The other? Not so much...
     
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  9. ScarfaceJr All praise honor & glory to the most High

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  10. puppybird the wasteland champ

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    Valentine’s Day












































    Is gay
     
  11. Rygu R.I.P. Obie Platinum Member

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    I dunno, maybe a hot callgirl and some romantic unprotected anal sex.
     
  12. TankAbbott4Eva Gold Belt

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    Literally this, I'm taking my 4 year old on a camping trip and the wife will be out with the girls.
     
  13. Damien Karras Mirabile dictu, don't you agree?

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    Oy, I've been working full time, doing my master's and working my side business, and have been neglecting the wife for the past few months. She deserves a good Valentine's and she's not materialistic but she does expect something sentimental. The problem is I suck at this stuff... gonna have to figure something out that is special.
     
  14. Holic Senor Cardgage Banned

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    Having dinner here

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    Then gonna hang out here

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  15. hiphopnazi Banned Banned

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    Hanging out at a set of stairs is so in right now.
     
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    Weekend together on the alps, nice hotel with spa
     
  17. closequarters Brown Belt

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    Valentines Day and diamonds. Two ways men get screwed because women are dumb.

    - Flowers delivered to her work and dinner at a restaurant.
     
  18. Tone C Gold Belt

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    FFS , make her wear a condom on that strap on and lube it. I'm thinking of you sweetheart x.





    And wife and kids are in London UK to get some paperwork sorted out. I'm dog sitting until I go to work , probably leaving as they get in.
     
  19. drstrangelov Hey.

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    A couple nice fillets, mashed potatoes, champagne, maybe some sex, see where the night takes us.
     
  20. boingyman If can, can. If no can, no can.

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    I honestly didn't even think about it since my wife got herself a expensive LV purse for Christmas and said that was her Christmas, Anniversary, Valentines Day, Birthday present all in one. Then just 2 days ago she's like what are you getting me for Valentines?.....
     

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