Valentine's Day is February 14th.

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  1. Uptown Swinger

    Uptown Swinger --⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆- ✡ -⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆--

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    Valentine's Day is rapidly approaching.

    I was planning on having my lady make me a heart shaped pizza then giving me a BJ but this year I want to be a little more romantic.

    What are you peckerwoods doing?

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  2. Estemachine

    Estemachine Gold Belt

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    The same thing I've done the last 3 Valentine's, being single





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  3. TeTe

    TeTe Kaep's white privileged upbringing belt Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Disregard Valentines day, as usual. Unless my gf demands we do something.
     
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  4. The Diplomat

    The Diplomat Peace Among Worlds

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  5. koolinkunming

    koolinkunming Gold Belt

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    With your username I’d think you’d be a little more imaginative than that.

    Valentines is my birthday, so some shit to do with that.
     
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  6. Mondo Freaks

    Mondo Freaks Green Gucci Suit Yellow Card

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    Arizona's Birthday too
     
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  7. ObsoleteSoul

    ObsoleteSoul Silver Belt

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    Working and saving a shitload of money. One is actually on purpose. The other? Not so much...
     
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  8. HughPhug

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    ScarfaceJr All praise honor & glory to the most High

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  10. puppybird

    puppybird the wasteland champ

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    Valentine’s Day












































    Is gay
     
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  11. Rygu

    Rygu R.I.P. Obie Platinum Member

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    I dunno, maybe a hot callgirl and some romantic unprotected anal sex.
     
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  12. TankAbbott4Eva

    TankAbbott4Eva Gold Belt

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    Literally this, I'm taking my 4 year old on a camping trip and the wife will be out with the girls.
     
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  13. Damien Karras

    Damien Karras Mirabile dichtu, don't you agree?

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    Oy, I've been working full time, doing my master's and working my side business, and have been neglecting the wife for the past few months. She deserves a good Valentine's and she's not materialistic but she does expect something sentimental. The problem is I suck at this stuff... gonna have to figure something out that is special.
     
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  14. Holic

    Holic Sock Puppet Exorcist

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    Having dinner here

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    Then gonna hang out here

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  15. hiphopnazi

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    Hanging out at a set of stairs is so in right now.
     
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    Weekend together on the alps, nice hotel with spa
     
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  17. closequarters

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    Valentines Day and diamonds. Two ways men get screwed because women are dumb.

    - Flowers delivered to her work and dinner at a restaurant.
     
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  18. Tone C

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    FFS , make her wear a condom on that strap on and lube it. I'm thinking of you sweetheart x.





    And wife and kids are in London UK to get some paperwork sorted out. I'm dog sitting until I go to work , probably leaving as they get in.
     
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  19. drstrangelov

    drstrangelov Hey.

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    A couple nice fillets, mashed potatoes, champagne, maybe some sex, see where the night takes us.
     
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  20. boingyman

    boingyman If can, can. If no can, no can.

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    I honestly didn't even think about it since my wife got herself a expensive LV purse for Christmas and said that was her Christmas, Anniversary, Valentines Day, Birthday present all in one. Then just 2 days ago she's like what are you getting me for Valentines?.....
     
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