Utility officer hit by a saleswoman

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  1. tonil Red Card

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    When the official tried to seize her smuggled goods, saleswoman performed an overhand right and ran away.

     
  2. Red Beard Black Belt

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    She doesn't get paid enough literal bread to take that.
     
  3. tehend West Coast Distributor Of Pain

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    Cecil peoples scored it for the luggage
     
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    Damn, delayed KO like Rolles Gracie
     
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    Dana gonna offer a flyweight ts
     
  6. Alphaboy Silver Belt

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    It's probably enough to get her into the women's division for real... just a few months of grappling training and she's good.
     
  7. Jack Stevonovich Red Belt

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    Exactly, person who earns slightly over minimum wage should have a purple belt in BJJ and at least 3 or 4 amateur boxing matches under their belt.
     
  8. mjmj Red Belt

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    LOL WTF are you talking about, so you think hand to hand combat is a normal part of that job?
    I'm convinced the internet brings out the stupid in people.
     
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  10. chill doggie 154XnXhoNmWMGdUp1UVZ7ZEegCMpVNNm7J Platinum Member

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    She’s got the touch of death.
     
  11. Alphaboy Silver Belt

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    It's too early in the morning to be arguing with idiots... catch this block homie.
     
  12. Jack Stevonovich Red Belt

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    It's called being facetious.

    What I did there is take the logic of your position and take it all the way to the end to show how ridiculous it is.

    I get your position. You are Implying that someone in her station should be the equivalent of a 'capable man.' Taking a position where you veil your schadenfrued for her pain with an heir of concern for her under the pretenses of her getting what she deserves for the establishment thinking a woman can do what a 'capable man' does. Where it is implied the establishment is to blame for her pain and alleviating yourself for feelings of guilt for your schadenfrued.

    Yeah, I get it.
     
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  13. Alphaboy Silver Belt

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    Shit, I misread the title. I thought she was a security officer, my bad. Put the bitch claws away though fellas, Jesus.
     
  14. nhbfan8080 Red Belt

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    She's a municipal enforcement officer, they are not armed and not expected to get into fights like these.
    The ones in China (chengguan) have a poor reputation of behaving like louts.
     
  15. Uber_Noober Silver Belt

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    That shot had a slow burn fuse on it like a liver shot.
     
  16. Alphaboy Silver Belt

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    You edited your comment like 3 times, did my initial response get you that pressed?

    I made a mistake, I thought she was a security officer which I already admitted I was wrong.

    Idunno where this armchair Sigmund Freude shit came from.

    Anyway, I'm moving on... feel free to do the same... or keep editing your comment, I don't really care.

    Have a nice day, bud! ;)
     
  17. Bloody Pulp Gold Belt

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    6 months of takedown defense training and she’d be the champ.
     
  18. Smokes Black Belt

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    Dam that officer can't take a punch for shit.
     
  19. Estemachine Gold Belt

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    I hate when I see this shit, it happens all over the world. Someone is trying to make a somewhat honest living, but they don't have a permit to sell, so some power tripping official come to confiscate all their goods, meanwhile you got criminals, drug dealers etc getting away with it.
     
  20. TeTe Kaep's white privileged upbringing belt Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    But then she left all of her shit there
     

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