Useless super power -> World domination game

[Higus]

Here's the rules: First person comes up with a mildly useless or stupid Super Power. The next poster must come up with a plan to use that power to take over the world by either accumulating power, money, influence, etc. Then it’s their turn to come up with the next power.



I’ll start:

The power to turn gold into lead.

 

[2DUM2TAP]

Here's the rules: First person comes up with a mildly useless or stupid Super Power. The next poster must come up with a plan to use that power to take over the world by either accumulating power, money, influence, etc. Then it’s their turn to come up with the next power.



I’ll start:

The power to turn gold into lead.

That man takes all his wealth and buys large quantities of gold. Stock piling it. He robs, and steals and continues to amass large quantities of gold.

He then breaks into fort knox and turns all the gold in the federal reserve to lead. And proceeds to do this all over the world. The law of supply and demand drives the value of his gold (which is not only a monetary item, but also a great natural conductor and is needed in electronics etc) through the roof, making him one of the richest and most powerful men in the world.

Kind of like the land scheme that Lex did in Superman 1.

X-Ray vision... sure its handy to have but as your primary power unless you're a total perv it doesn't serve much use.

 

[EL CORINTHIAN]

You first collect a large sum of gold, sell all your assets in order to claim every ounce that you can. Maybe stab a few people for their gold chain or Rob a bank for some gold bars and accumulate as much as humanly possible. Then you all of a sudden turn all the gold in the world (except yours) into lead and you have now possess one of the most valuable commodities known to man. You use it to buy an army to take over the world and outfitnyoyr soldiers with the most advanced weaponry.

Useless power: You can rip massive, intoxicating protein farts at will

Edit: damn I was too late.

 

[2DUM2TAP]

You first collect a large sum of gold, sell all your assets in order to claim every ounce that you can. Maybe stab a few people for their gold chain or Rob a bank for some gold bars and accumulate as much as humanly possible. Then you all of a sudden turn all the gold in the world (except yours) into lead and you have now possess one of the most valuable commodities known to man. You use it to buy an army to take over the world and outfitnyoyr soldiers with the most advanced weaponry.

Useless power: You can rip massive, intoxicating protein farts at will

Edit: damn I was too late.

GET YOUR OWN IDEA!!!

 

[EL CORINTHIAN]

GET YOUR OWN IDEA!!!

Damn great minds think alike!

 

[Pem123]

Glow in the dark seems to be the most useless super power out there.

 

[Yunes]

I can accurately identify a list actors doing voice over work for commercials

 

[MusclesMarinara]

Glow in the dark seems to be the most useless super power out there.

As you have given me no limit to how bright I can glow. I would encapsulate myself in a solar power suit with the solar panels on the inside. My brightly glowing body would continuously charge the suit . The power generated could then be used on my exoskeleton armements.

 

[John Wang]

I have the power to see myself from third-person from behind my head and slightly up in the air, GTA style. I can watch myself from this angle as long as my eyes are closed and I am holding my breath.


GO

 

[michal001]

I have the power to see myself from third-person from behind my head and slightly up in the air, GTA style. I can watch myself from this angle as long as my eyes are closed and I am holding my breath.


GO

Using this power, you are able to convince others that you are a psychic and clairvoyant. You team up with Oprah and become an international star. Using your star power you slowly start to manipulate the mindless people of the world into becoming your minions.

My superpower is to post moderately witty comments on Sherdog one out of every ten posts.

 

[Higus]

X-Ray vision... sure its handy to have but as your primary power unless you're a total perv it doesn't serve much use.

Change the name of the power from X-Ray Vision to Tumor Vision and you become a pretty deadly super villain...

 

[mushishi]

Power to see farts

 

[2DUM2TAP]

Change the name of the power from X-Ray Vision to Tumor Vision and you become a pretty deadly super villain...

Well if it's "X-Rays"... chances are you're causing breast cancer....

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

I can turn any paper denomination into coins with nothing but a touch of the hand

 

[iThrillhouse]

I can turn any paper denomination into coins with nothing but a touch of the hand

 

[Kick Strickland]

i have a bionic toe

 

[JBSchroeds]

I can turn any paper denomination into coins with nothing but a touch of the hand

IIRC the metal in some coins is worth more than the face value. Turn everything into pennies, melt it down into copper, sell the copper for more than the pennies were worth. Repeat.

Power: I don't care, somebody else choose something.

 

[mushishi]

No one can see a benefit to seeing farts? Game. Blouses.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

IIRC the metal in some coins is worth more than the face value. Turn everything into pennies, melt it down into copper, sell the copper for more than the pennies were worth. Repeat.

Power: I don't care, somebody else choose something.

Sounds like a terrible and time consuming super power. Plus lots of carrying loose change everywhere.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Useless power: You can rip massive, intoxicating protein farts at will

Farts contain a lot of methane gas. Since you can rip them at will, I take it that you could will yourself to rip them all day long without running out. Thus you could sell your unlimited supply of methane gas at a super cheap price, since it costs you nothing to produce, and then it would put all other fuel source companies out of business, until everything in the world ran on your ass-vapor.

Since you are the lone source of it, you now control the world.