I've been staying with my brother for a couple of months as I lost my licence. We get on quite well, but he also lives with his girlfriend of 4 years. I've never been a massive fan of her, but I'd never really got to know her. Since living here (and this has been 3 months mind you), I've literally never seen her do any housework. I saw her attempt some sort of sweeping with the broom in the kitchen the other day (she looked at the broom and must have had a go just out of curiosity - you know, to see what all the fuss is about), and her 'sweep' was comically bad. She looked like a disabled kid trying to work a broom. It may as well have been her operating a space shuttle launch. She's hopeless, and literally gave up half way through sweeping one room. She also has no interests, and I mean that literally. She works casually as a waitress and only gets 20 or so hours a week. The bosses always seem to end up hating her, which now that I've seen her in action, I can see they probably find her too useless to give more hours to. The rest of her time she lies on her bed watching TV shows on her laptop or lies on the couch and fucks around with her phone. She also has no personal/conversational skills. You can't have a real conversation with her because she trails off or doesn't get the point of what you're talking about. It's not like I can't converse with stupid people, but she is absolutely devoid of character to the point that I can't even feign interest in what she's saying. She literally has no hobbies, no interests, no motivation. My brother renewed her learner licence, but she's too lazy to even learn to drive. My bro gave up on that a year ago. She doesn't contribute to conversation because she doesn't really know anything about anything. I've never met anyone who has such a complete lack of substance. It actually annoys me. How can anyone be so useless and shit? I'll admit I'm more of a go-getter - I always try to be productive - but fuck useless people. Seriously. I can't drown her in a pond, so what do I do? cliffs: - I'm staying with my bro and his girlfriend who is useless - she can't drive, does nothing around the house - no hobbies, no ability to converse - in denial about her laziness - epitome of useless, but I can't 'take her out'