Urijah Faber tells a story about when he almost got killed by Asian mafia

They must have thought his butt-chin had bad spirits in it.
 
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Jeezuz

LOL @ him ducking into the surf shop for cover. Kalifornia Kid livin up to his moniker.
 
Asian mafia? It sounds like a bunch of Indonesian dudes in a club got pissed off at him dancing with some local girls.

Same crap happens all over.
 
He loves telling this story.

They do say though that Uriah is the one, as far as numbers of chicks banged goes.
 
well he had to sexy dance with the local ladies. Look at the pissed mafiosi. What did he expect?
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Then he took of his clothes and they had enough of it. Lucky for Urijah he had his aerobic dress on and could easily outrun them back to Murica where he carried on with the party.

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uhhh... why didn't you make a dailymotion account to upload this ancient video so you can make bank like the other sherdoggers . mi$$ed opportunity
 
Faber has some off the wall stories. From this, to some random chick locking herself in his bathroom, to getting chased by Andy Dick.
 
'Ducked in to a Billabong shop'

I lost it LOL
 
Sounds like some Marlon Sims bullshit to me...
 
I prefer Junie Browning's story of Asians trying to kill him...sure, less credible, but definitely more drugs involved
 
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