I don't know if anyone has seen this, but i have been going through some clippings over the past year from various newspapers at the public library. It seems that there is some wise man who is going around placing nuggets of gold to benefit all who can claim them. He places so many gold nuggets that the lucky people who find them have more than enough to share with each other. This good Samaritan has been doing this for over a decade. it seems that lately all this has changed. There have been various reports and blurry photos of a mutant breed of children with power they cannot handle are going around stealing the nuggets before those in need can claim them. it seems like these mutant children with power they are not ready for are not even keeping the gold nuggets and using them to improve society or even their own lives. they are just throwing the nuggets in the hole in Centralia, PA where the underground coal fires were started. now, from the descriptions from eye witnesses who were brave enough to talk to reporters (even risking their lives in doing so) it seems the mutant children look like this: *** artist rendition what is most bizarre about the children, yes, even more bizarre than throwing away suck precious nuggets of gold that people could improve their lives with, is apparently, the mutant children never grow up and become sexually mature. this is an artist rendition of what the mutants look like under the covers Doctor Menotrul is quoted as saying "with the evidence, it is unlikely that the mutant children will ever be able to reproduce or even have sex. so they are not much of a threat after they die off in a few years. They will just naturally die out." update: since i have written this I have found a hidden camera in my bathroom. i think they mutant children are on to me. all the news papers from the libraries were mysteriously burned the eye witnesses who spoke up have since recanted their testimony Doctor Menotrul has been relocated to Detroit by the man pictured below, who i believe to be the human ring leader of these mutant children so if you hear the pitter patter of little feet be afraid . . . be very afraid shhh, i hear them. the little feet. they are breaking down the door.