(Updated 2.0) Jon Jones, officially the Greatest Cheater fighter of All Times.

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  1. Summoning

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    Your top 3 p4p most Cheaters fighter??? Jones 1#COAT


    1-Eyes Pokes in every fight..
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    2- Ilegal 12-6 elbows..
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    3- Attacks after bells
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    4- Cocaine, tested positive for Cocaine at UFC 182.

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    5- Turinabol, tested positive x2.. in a organization with banned PEDs.
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    6- Illegal Knee



    7- Going to fight Thiago Santos on turinabol. Still pulsing after 2 years.

    There have still been trace amounts of a long-term steroid metabolite found in Jones' system in recent tests, Bennett said. It is the same metabolite Jones first tested positive for nearly two years ago. Scientists testified in front of the NSAC in January that they believe it is likely Jones has not re-ingested the steroid, but that the long-term metabolite is still lingering in his body at the picogram level, being picked up by increasingly sensitive drug analysis.
     
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  2. CJohnny

    CJohnny Black Belt

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    Belfort maybe, but he is not as good as Jones and most don't care
     
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  3. ortizgnp

    ortizgnp Juice Belt

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    just embrace it ya fucking goofs. stop reaching.

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    STILL #1
     
  4. Summoning

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    -Belfort TRT, anything else?
    -Jones PEDs, eyespokes, 12-6elbows, hits after bell, extreme weight cut (Conor level)
     
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  6. Dead Kennedy

    Dead Kennedy Don't steal, the government hates competition

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    Gilbert Yvel was bad in his day

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    All I know is your AV is pretty and tantalizing.
     
  8. HIMBOB

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    Until point 5 you would be right, but now thats gone and it never ever coming back.

    A PED bust in your prime on top of those test results last time he was facing Cormier leaves little doubt of his legitimacy.
     
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  10. ortizgnp

    ortizgnp Juice Belt

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    So what kind of steroids did he take?

    :>
     
  11. Probably Palhares....combo of dirty & cheating.
     
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    Came in this thread wondering who it was.. Godbless.
     
  13. UL

    UL no more yellows Double Yellow Card

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    its greg jaxkson who is the cheater you idiots
     
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  14. HIMBOB

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    Lots and often.
     
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  16. KlNG

    KlNG Thank you for more post per page.....

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    Only came to the thread for this..Everything else about your thread is nonsensical.


    Thanks.
     
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  17. Toco

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    always a fucking scumbag. didn't know about this 5. he always tries his best to be the worst person ever, and he's good at it

    glad he's probably out forever
     
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  18. Mob69

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    There's no doubt that his top three techniques are:

    [1] Eye-poke your opponent until he is blind

    [2] If the eye-pokes don't work, smash into him in your truck at high speed and then get out and run away

    [3] Hide under the cage from USADA
     
  19. CTYankee

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    If cutting weight is cheating, then they are all cheating.

    Also, I know it doesn't fit your agenda but Jones doesn't even cut a lot of weight for a LHW. Sometimes he weighs in with pants.
     
  20. gevoudane

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    Weight cutting is not cheating.
     
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